time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1300.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fa7a4763687203ba1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa79216368727b00a40100#post_53fa79216368727b00a40100\r\nSon of a betch!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa7ae7636872510f0d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa793763687256c3b80000#post_53fa793763687256c3b80000\r\n\r\nWhat do you have in mind?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7a4763687203ba1a0100#post_53fa7a4763687203ba1a0100\r\n\r\nHappy 1300th pages N1P","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa7b136368720a06420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But enough about my sexual exploits and pseudo-creepy new fetish.\r\nHow has everyone's day been?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa7b5c6368723df54d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7b136368720a06420100#post_53fa7b136368720a06420100\r\nMy mom was teaching me how to drive!\r\n\r\nShe told me I past her expectations and did a awesome job!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa7ba16368723a67120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7b136368720a06420100#post_53fa7b136368720a06420100\r\n\r\nim between mad and dissapointed","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fa7bbf63687256c33a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7b5c6368723df54d0000#post_53fa7b5c6368723df54d0000\r\nThat's awesome!\r\nI failed my driving test the first time.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa7bcc63687237b9790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7ba16368723a67120100#post_53fa7ba16368723a67120100\r\nIs your butt mad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fa7bd263687277b90f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7b5c6368723df54d0000#post_53fa7b5c6368723df54d0000\r\nHow many times did you hit the curb?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fa7bf86368720a06720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7bcc63687237b9790000#post_53fa7bcc63687237b9790000\r\n\r\nnot enought to be fanny troubled.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7ae7636872510f0d0200#post_53fa7ae7636872510f0d0200\r\n\r\nthe board game again?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fa7c6e6368720422310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Took me 3 tests to get mine","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fa7c936368724e1f460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm still trying to master the Pedal bike.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa7c9663687203e6870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7bd263687277b90f0000#post_53fa7bd263687277b90f0000\r\n0!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7bbf63687256c33a0100#post_53fa7bbf63687256c33a0100\r\nWell I haven't done that yet so I'll probably fail a couple of times. But I'm happy cuz I had a good start.\r\n\r\nI even parked perfectly in the middle of the lines without having to back up!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa7cfc63687224b9080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7bd263687277b90f0000#post_53fa7bd263687277b90f0000\r\nNone.\r\n[spoiler]I ignored like 3 Yield signs[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa7d0e6368723d4e8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7bf86368720a06720100#post_53fa7bf86368720a06720100\r\n\r\nOh shit, that's a though one","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa7d3b63687208773d0000","top