time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1371.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5400f63f6368726ee24c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f44f6368725fe1c10100#post_5400f44f6368725fe1c10100\r\n>no crossguard\r\n\r\nBro do you even parry","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5400f64a6368726ebe3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f5f46368722ac0960100#post_5400f5f46368722ac0960100\r\nThe president?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400f67e6368727061390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f5f46368722ac0960100#post_5400f5f46368722ac0960100\r\nThe doctor?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5400f68c6368722ac0b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f64a6368726ebe3d0100#post_5400f64a6368726ebe3d0100\r\nNope.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f67e6368727061390000#post_5400f67e6368727061390000\r\nWrong.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f68d6368722ee9d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I finally figured out the answer to Godslayer mode.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/gLeDkcD.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5400f71a63687268d8520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f5d463687249f45c0000#post_5400f5d463687249f45c0000\r\nruby","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f71c6368727061490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f68d6368722ee9d60000#post_5400f68d6368722ee9d60000\r\n\"Fuck this, I'll just go hang out in purgatory with Virgil\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400f72c6368726fd7450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f68c6368722ac0b40100#post_5400f68c6368722ac0b40100\r\nthat ex-cherry","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f7356368727005480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f55363687207b7a80000#post_5400f55363687207b7a80000\r\nThey're known to be very sharp and fast. Russians actually adopted the design from Circassian of Caucasus.\r\n\"Shashka training blade - test 1\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGZWdi7MVrc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5400f757636872704c4d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f72c6368726fd7450000#post_5400f72c6368726fd7450000\r\nCorrect!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f78d6368724a4ea30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f757636872704c4d0000#post_5400f757636872704c4d0000\r\nyou guys going out again?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f7e2636872704c5b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f78d6368724a4ea30000#post_5400f78d6368724a4ea30000\r\nWell I'm stuck dog-sitting this weekend.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]So he's gonna hang out there with me[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f7fc6368726fd7690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f7e2636872704c5b0000#post_5400f7e2636872704c5b0000\r\nNice mate!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400f80a6368723413f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f7e2636872704c5b0000#post_5400f7e2636872704c5b0000\r\nthat's good\r\nhope you have fun","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f80d63687276adb70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f71a63687268d8520000#post_5400f71a63687268d8520000\r\nAlso, what adorable name!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400f8386368726f19a40100","topic_