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{"topics":[{"id":"540164786368726c8cf40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So who does the cooking in a lesbian relationship?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]No one. They both eat out.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540164a46368726e5f0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401634c63687214d6b20100#post_5401634c63687214d6b20100\r\nThey are much bigger than baltan in that what-if scenario though.\r\n\r\nI have no idea what I'm going on about now.\r\n\r\n\"Baltan vs. Ultraman Taro in FER\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbUJLc3VQ3g","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5401650063687249ac590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Three gay guys walk into a bar. There's only one stool left. What do they do?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]They flip it upside down[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540165486368723771600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wall-e is such a wonderful romance story","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540165596368723509740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401650063687249ac590100#post_5401650063687249ac590100\r\n\r\nWhy are lesbian considered good tailors?\r\n\r\n[spoiler] They're experts at scissoring[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401657f636872299f780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540165486368723771600000#post_540165486368723771600000\r\nIt REALLY is. Wall-E and Eve are just so freaking cute together","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540165cb63687260d50c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401657f636872299f780000#post_5401657f636872299f780000\r\ni almost cried at the end the first time watching it\r\n\r\ni havent seen it in a long time now actually","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540165f06368726c8c4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wall e made me cry","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5401661a6368724352700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540165cb63687260d50c0000#post_540165cb63687260d50c0000\r\nI think the most recent movie to make me cry was Pan's Labyrinth.\r\n\r\nBut then again I cry at the end of Titanic every time...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401664b636872299fbe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401661a6368724352700000#post_5401661a6368724352700000\r\nthe last movie that made me cry\r\nwas Guardians of the Galaxy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540166746368722f15c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401664b636872299fbe0000#post_5401664b636872299fbe0000\r\n[spoiler]We. Are. Groot.[/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]TT^TT[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401667a636872065a4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i say cry\r\ni've never actually broken down sobbing\r\njust incredably sad and quiet individual tears","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401670663687256fb990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I have to get to bed. I need to be up early to get to my parents place.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401667a636872065a4a0100#post_5401667a636872065a4a0100\r\nGood night My love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540167356368726c8c9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401670663687256fb990100#post_5401670663687256fb990100\r\nyou as well my sweet\r\n*kisses*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401683b6368725c10b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to go to bed soon.  I've had a fun night; I've been trolling angry people by being overly extremely nice t