time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1435.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5406a6fc6368724be90f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a6ca6368724095c40100#post_5406a6ca6368724095c40100\r\nI think I've found the soundtrack to my life...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5406a7266368725fdd5d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a6ae6368720410710000#post_5406a6ae6368720410710000\r\nif that weren't such a dangerous, disease-ridden world i'm sure a lot of people more actually would willingly","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5406a7346368724a55240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a6ca6368724095c40100#post_5406a6ca6368724095c40100\r\nWell, f*** you!\r\nXD","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5406a7426368727a85fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a6ae6368720410710000#post_5406a6ae6368720410710000\r\n\r\nNo pole dancing? What career consultant are you?\r\n\r\n~Why should you? We're all equally dirty here~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5406a78963687221889c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Squiggy is thinking of speaking like Nopon.\r\nSquiggy like the Nopon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5406a78a63687204109f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a7426368727a85fd0100#post_5406a7426368727a85fd0100\r\nindeed\r\n\r\n[spoiler]is it bad my first thought was \"i totally would fuck people for money though\"?[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5406a7ae6368725fdd6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a6fc6368724be90f0000#post_5406a6fc6368724be90f0000\r\nCall me when I'm older if your interested in some dark chocolate hun.\r\n\r\nOh, Christ.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a7266368725fdd5d0100#post_5406a7266368725fdd5d0100\r\nThat's what condoms are for! [sarcasm]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5406a7b46368727900540200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a78a63687204109f0000#post_5406a78a63687204109f0000\r\nNo. It's not a bad thought at all.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5406a7f26368723c525e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a7426368727a85fd0100#post_5406a7426368727a85fd0100\r\nTrue enough, and I'm the best cuntnsultant shut up!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5406a7f363687276e8fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a6fc6368724be90f0000#post_5406a6fc6368724be90f0000\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NIfa51cboHM/UCLkBfw38aI/AAAAAAAADkI/1LdBDNkRgeU/s1600/1344463169434.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://www.jpc.de/image/w600/front/0/0828768706824.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5406a81263687276e80e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a7b46368727900540200#post_5406a7b46368727900540200\r\noh okay\r\n\r\n[spoiler]god i want to fuck something really badly right now\r\nugh\r\ni should probably go jerk[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5406a87963687267e33c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Asian Female Species\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8tmQ3oQwc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5406a8a26368724095790200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Behold!\r\nI am Heropon Squiggy!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5406a8d063687268a8890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406a8a26368724095790200#post_5406a8a26368724095790200\r\nYou know what this means right? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},