time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1808.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542f461a63687225af2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f4567636872331fa50100#post_542f4567636872331fa50100\r\n\r\nA cat under the wheel?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542f46726368726ff2980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f461a63687225af2e0000#post_542f461a63687225af2e0000\r\nNope. I tripped and fell down. When I stood up I had a huge cut on my finger.\r\nI had to improvise a bandage with medical gauze and electrical tape.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542f46ac63687266a97d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46726368726ff2980000#post_542f46726368726ff2980000\r\n\r\nAnd mario is not here to kiss the wound!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542f46ef63687225e9670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Random dumb question:\r\nIs it just me or are japanese porn stars better than usa porn stars despite the censoring?  Personally I like how they don't fake the moans like how american porn stars moan in monotone sounds.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542f46fb636872221b4d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46ac63687266a97d0100#post_542f46ac63687266a97d0100\r\nI'd hope he wouldn't want to considering how much it was bleeding.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542f472163687266729b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46ef63687225e9670000#post_542f46ef63687225e9670000\r\nI wouldn't know.\r\nI don't watch a lot of Japanese porn.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542f478e63687225d0660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46ef63687225e9670000#post_542f46ef63687225e9670000\r\n\r\nThat's a very broad generalization. I've been told (Never watched porn, I prefer to get creative with Google images) that Japanese porn can get monotone depending on the production, same with the american one.\r\n\r\nIt's really different approaches to screwing another person and how much passion you put into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46fb636872221b4d0100#post_542f46fb636872221b4d0100\r\n\r\nBetter hope he's a vampire","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542f47cc63687230bb6f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46ef63687225e9670000#post_542f46ef63687225e9670000\r\nHow much porn have you been watching lately?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542f49226368722f95d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well now that the bleeding has slowed down I must be off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542f49376368723107a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f49226368722f95d10000#post_542f49226368722f95d10000\r\n\r\nTake care squiggy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542f4c2f6368726ff2590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f47cc63687230bb6f0000#post_542f47cc63687230bb6f0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f46ef63687225e9670000#post_542f46ef63687225e9670000\r\nHow much porn have you been watching lately?[/bq]\r\nA lot.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542f4d5f63687225899f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f49226368722f95d10000#post_542f49226368722f95d10000\r\nYou alright?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542f55b96368722006470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542f4c2f6368726ff2590100#post_542f4c2f6368726ff2590100\r\n\r\nHoly crap! X-D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542f5874636872634