time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1979.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54494dc463687244d6e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54494d4a6368726977f60100#post_54494d4a6368726977f60100\r\n\r\nwell i got homestuck in my back so ill pass.\r\n\r\nunless you sumarize it in a sentence or you make an album out of it.\r\n\r\nthose are the only times i pay full attention.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5449519a6368724538890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!img.bato.to/comics/2012/01/01/k/read4f00e598262a1/img000002.png!\r\nWe in Pacific Rim now motherfuckers![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544953a76368724794100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5449519a6368724538890200#post_5449519a6368724538890200\r\nWHEN DID WEIRD JIMMY NEUTRON CHILD COCKFIGHTING BECOME THAT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"544954106368726963930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544953a76368724794100000#post_544953a76368724794100000\r\nI don't know and I don't care.\r\nBecause giant dragon made of lightning.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54495900636872656c8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This meme got better:\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/852/577/4bf.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54495a706368727367ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54495900636872656c8e0100#post_54495900636872656c8e0100\r\nAnd if you pan out there's females (and a few males) of every species holding pregnancy tests in a pile so big that it started at the base of Olympus. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54495b8d6368726856250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54495900636872656c8e0100#post_54495900636872656c8e0100\r\nThat's totally unrealistic.\r\n[spoiler]Hera would have murdered them all before they got to Olympus.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54495c306368727e3ece0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54495a706368727367ad0100#post_54495a706368727367ad0100\r\nI think greek mythology would have been better if Zeus was a woman instead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"544960f863687212210d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54495c306368727e3ece0000#post_54495c306368727e3ece0000\r\nThat's actually kind of funny.\r\nI'm reading a webcomic where that EXACT thing happened.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544962406368720e67310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"home now\r\nyay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5449632f636872128b6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"At the rate I'm going I SHOULD finish Gash Bell before next Wednesday.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5449637e6368721487600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544960f863687212210d0000#post_544960f863687212210d0000\r\nLet me guess:\r\nFive minutes after he changes into a woman, \"I instantly regret this decision\"\r\nFive minutes after that, \"I REGRET NOTHING!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5449643d6368720ff3870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5449637e6368721487600000#post_5449637e6368721487600000\r\nIt's a little more complicated than that but yeah.\r\n!olympusoverdrive.com/image/zeus.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5449686d6368720c18720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm on a movie binge day; here's a random question: if you were a movie villain what sort of movie villain would you be?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"544968716368720ab6810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And