time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2103.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545ae0f0636872741e5b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae08c63687266ad590100#post_545ae08c63687266ad590100\r\nThings happened. Lotion was involved. Followed by washing my hands and making a sandwich.\r\nAfter eating the sandwich I had a weird after taste in my mouth. Possibly lotion residue. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545ae16d63687226df2a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae0f0636872741e5b0100#post_545ae0f0636872741e5b0100\r\nYeah that'd do it.\r\nProtip: [spoiler]Baby oil. It's god-tier.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545ae1726368727c41200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae0f0636872741e5b0100#post_545ae0f0636872741e5b0100\r\nAgain, how'd it taste?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545ae2296368722fb71b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae16d63687226df2a0200#post_545ae16d63687226df2a0200\r\n[spoiler] yeah I've tried that but it gets all over the place and makes a mess[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae1726368727c41200000#post_545ae1726368727c41200000\r\nLike lotion. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545ae239636872508fa80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae0f0636872741e5b0100#post_545ae0f0636872741e5b0100\r\nIf you washed your hands, then probably will be not a problem.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545ae283636872273e980200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae2296368722fb71b0200#post_545ae2296368722fb71b0200\r\nGood to know","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545ae4ff636872569ad20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!https://38.media.tumblr.com/0fe25ff022a44832841c57f3973577c1/tumblr_nec0cxM5vg1r9ee9go2_1280.png![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545ae554636872169c6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I will admit, John's shenanigans are kind of cute.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545ae78a636872746c120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae4ff636872569ad20100#post_545ae4ff636872569ad20100\r\ngod damnit that is adorable\r\n\r\ni really do love love\r\n\r\ni couldn't think of any better way to say that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545ae7b46368720c31130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae78a636872746c120200#post_545ae78a636872746c120200\r\n\r\ni think i love this pairing because john is probably the only person that makes vriska act like a decent person.\r\n\r\nlike troll and human decent being.\r\n\r\ncause she is a bitch on both standards","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545ae86463687228fc3e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!silverssimstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kid-safesimon.jpg!\r\nWhy does pit's horrifying ginger captain n incarnation have bishi hair","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545ae8836368725355df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What does John have against his dad?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545ae93663687204aaf90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I you ever feel stupid just know that one time I got a bit drunk. I was using the computer. Then a notification pops-up saying my antivirus has 24 days before expiring. And I just yelled \"Oo, Alam Ko!\" which translates to \"Yes, I know!\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"545ae94c63687204aafa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ae8836368725355df0100#post_545ae8836368725355df0100\r\n\r\nhe just wants to avoid a