time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2312.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5472dc9f636872405ee70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the internet was better before technology","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472dd4463687205dbbd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://d.facdn.net/art/dracojeff/1413650361/1413650361.dracojeff_bayonettafox.png!\r\nMother of god.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5472df1d6368722bad030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472dd4463687205dbbd0100#post_5472dd4463687205dbbd0100\r\n!i.imgur.com/veMpCqe.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5472ead063687261db620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">at grocery store\r\n>buying federally mandated ration of cottage cheese, tofu and other non-oppressive sources of nutrition\r\n>wait in the progressive stack\r\n>women and minorities finally finished\r\n>patriarchies turn to pay for their groceries.\r\n>Trans-gendered checker beeps my estrogen patches\r\n>S/he beeps my federally mandated butt-plugs\r\n>“only on size 5 i see”\r\n>purses his/her lips in disapproval\r\n>hope s/he doesn’t realize what my razor blades mean\r\n>start sweating\r\n>beep\r\n>“razor blades, hummm?” s/he intones nasally\r\n>th-th-ey’re for my girlfriend i stammer quickly\r\n> s/he peers closely at my face\r\n>“THIS MALE HAS FACIAL HAIR” s/he screams\r\n>she slaps the privilege button\r\n>privilege siren starts blaring\r\n>a cage descends from the ceiling\r\n>the privileged Cadillac bursts through the store’s front windows\r\n>5 negros surround me\r\n>I stammer that I ran out of estrogen\r\n>look into his flat black eyes\r\n>realize he can’t understand English.\r\n>try to speak it in Ebonics\r\n>he snaps SHUDUFUGUP RACISS HONKEY BITCH\r\n>They tear off my pants\r\n> WE CHECK PRIVILEGE NOW\r\n>a shock prod is inserted into my anus as another black checks my glans\r\n>DIS RACISS GOT HE FORESKIN\r\n>gasps all around\r\n>the cashier sprays me with pepper spray\r\n>everyone starts beating the shit out of me\r\n>get sent to forcible gender reassignment\r\n>privilege checked.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472eea46368721977840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472ead063687261db620000#post_5472ead063687261db620000\r\nYou didn't include xir/nanogender/otherkin pronouns you transphobic white cis hetero male","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5472f94c636872766c6d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/868/938/4ea.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547301656368724c06e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have awoken!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"547310646368723b17260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547301656368724c06e00200#post_547301656368724c06e00200\r\nLittle to none have cared for such.\r\n\r\nOh, my exams are over so I can finally declare myself a graduate of high school! Those 5 months have been the most gruesome ones yet but I'm confident to say that I might get good grades and probably go to college overseas. I need to get straight As if I want to get a scholarship and go to prestigious universities in Japan. I was thinking either Ritsumeikan or Yokohama. I also plan to learn Japanese at a nearby university before I go there.\r\n\r\nCurrently, I'm thinking of my future plans. I'm interested in either aerospace engineering, telecommunications or petroleum engineering. I might choose Digital Animation with Game Development if I decided not to choose the other three.\r\n\r\nSo, what do you guys think? (Currently, I have no skills in any of those)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5473137f6368723d83590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547310646368723b17260000#post_547310646368723b17260000\r\nIn all honesty, I would take some kind of aptitude