time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2382.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547a714463687226da370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a70a96368723692e90000#post_547a70a96368723692e90000\r\nDid you ever see one in action? In real life of course. I never saw it myself.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"547a716e6368722051630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a70856368722645150100#post_547a70856368722645150100\r\nI dunno what that is, and I wanna know. *No, seriously*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547a718763687268ec390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a714463687226da370100#post_547a714463687226da370100\r\n\r\nlike real life seeing it cut through people?\r\n\r\ni saw it on t.v, but they are glorified, in real life katanas cant cut for shit through armor.\r\n\r\nalso they were cheaply made","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547a71ca6368726c23600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a716e6368722051630200#post_547a716e6368722051630200\r\n\r\nGo for it","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547a71f463687268ec5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the greatest sword is any HF blade\r\n\r\n[spoiler] rules of nature [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547a721863687269da0e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a718763687268ec390000#post_547a718763687268ec39000\r\nI know as much about swords as I do about rap. Why do the samurai use it then?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"547a727363687245580c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The strongest sword.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The pen.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547a72ca6368722786400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a71ca6368726c23600000#post_547a71ca6368726c23600000\r\n\"I don't see what's so scary.\":https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10216847/1/Dipper-Goes-to-Taco-Bell-reupload","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547a72dc636872454a3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a721863687269da0e0200#post_547a721863687269da0e0200\r\n\r\nall you need to know about swords is that the katana is an overglorified piece of shit\r\n\r\nlike all you need to know about rap is that the wu tang clan are the best","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547a73036368722687e90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a72ca6368722786400100#post_547a72ca6368722786400100\r\n\r\nWatch it on youtube. That's a fake","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547a73286368725ec00f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a718763687268ec390000#post_547a718763687268ec390000\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547a714463687226da370100#post_547a714463687226da370100\r\n\r\nlike real life seeing it cut through people?\r\n\r\ni saw it on t.v, but they are glorified, in real life katanas cant cut for shit through armor.\r\n\r\nalso they were cheaply made[/bq]\r\nI have to correct something here; there's a difference between a sword made to cut through armor, swordproof armor and bulletproof armor.  Kevlar body armor or such isn't designed for swords or such; if you took a rapier or something you could totally cut through it(albeit not easily).  Swordproof armor looks totally different and has a completely different function.  There are some bulletproof body armor designed to also block swords, but let's face is when was the last time anyone on a battlefield used a sword on the battlefield? *cough* Jack Churchill aka \"Mad Jack\" *cough*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547a73806368720723ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twist