time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2448.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547d7f4b6368722506580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/873/379/3b0.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d81676368722506e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"that last bolded statement was too fucking funny","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547d817f636872342f4a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i decided to expand the boundaries of the deck and include some derpibooru jokes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d83a46368724c34410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Hi, im ___ i like  ____'s dick and im a pervert about ______\" - typical TWT introduction.\r\n\r\n\r\nso accurate","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547d84356368722506b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A couple of weeks more till the X-Mas break and a much needed rest. Ugh.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"547d85276368726324920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well im done for the day\r\n\r\nill jsut leave this here\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/ddRZ5/1bf8674190.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d85836368724c34400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d85276368726324920000#post_547d85276368726324920000\r\nwell yeah","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547d86cb63687265f4880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ugghhh. . . Christmas is coming.\r\n\r\nI love holidays and all and I definitely feel the spirit, but it's also kind of depressing for me.  The reason is as much as I have holiday spirit coming out my ass I have only ever been given a legit present once and thrown a party once ever.  In 2005 I got a ps2 for my birthday and 2007 I got a birthday party.  I can understand and all since I am a adult now as to why I never get presents it's just kind of depressing in a way cause it's like \"enjoy watching other people get the thing you only once experienced\".\r\n\r\nThat isn't to say I don't give gifts, I gave my nieces and nephews presents worth well over $150 last year and have given people crap tons of gifts(I don't ever tell them how much they're worth so they don't feel bad about not getting me anything and don't make them feel obligated to get me anything in return), but I don't know cause though I'm super non-materialistic it's kind of sad in a way.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547d895f6368720f98e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Really internet?  Really?\r\n\r\nApparently there's a new internet term called \"sea-lioning\" and the definition of it is says that someone who is being civil is harassing you.\r\n\r\nGo home internet, you're drunk.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547d9cc66368725c6fa50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You cannot put me on a card! The Uncardable!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547d9e346368727450810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d895f6368720f98e60100#post_547d895f6368720f98e60100\r\nGo, Internet.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547da07f636872035b040400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well that was the best way to instakill Mom's heart.  Thank you flies and spiders.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"547da4366368721f2f4a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://files.sharenator.com/17310.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547daa0d63687204da020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d7f4b6368722506580100#post_547d7f4b6368722506580100\r\nDoes being bi cut you out of this deal entirely or does it give me half? Because shit, there might be 10,000 chances for me to get laid just lying in wait. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547db0766368721289150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thre