time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2498.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54811bda636872270e920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, on one of my playthroughs of Skyrim, I tried using my fists as my only weapons (magic was still okay). It was much more difficult than I was expecting, even after putting a Fortify Unarmed enchantment on every piece of armor I had.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54811bfe6368726688240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811ba16368724c53810000#post_54811ba16368724c53810000\r\nOrc on elf lesbian action. That seems like an underutilized fetish.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54811c1f63687232e1190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Caustic is fun\r\n\r\nCaustic is gun\r\n\r\n*shoots*","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54811c646368725842030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811bfe6368726688240200#post_54811bfe6368726688240200\r\nNow that you mention it, it totally does.\r\n\r\nQuick! Get Cold-Blooded-Twilight! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54811c8063687234d9290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811bfe6368726688240200#post_54811bfe6368726688240200\r\nI imagine  very rough, very angry sex\r\nAnd most likely a strapon involved from the orc","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54811c9463687223dd400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811c646368725842030200#post_54811c646368725842030200\r\nI must now begin research......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54811cf76368725f1c730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811c9463687223dd400000#post_54811c9463687223dd400000\r\nQuickly! we must do Research!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54811d286368726e0bcc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811c646368725842030200#post_54811c646368725842030200\r\n\r\n-*runs up and points gun*-\r\n\r\n-_give me your money_-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54811d5f6368724c04610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811d286368726e0bcc0000#post_54811d286368726e0bcc0000\r\nPegasus-pon is just as broke as all of us.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54811d76636872166a240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811d286368726e0bcc0000#post_54811d286368726e0bcc0000\r\n*Breaks gun in half with a Karate Chop* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54811d9663687279cebf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811d5f6368724c04610000#post_54811d5f6368724c04610000\r\nTrue dat, in fact, I wasted the only cash I had on Skyrim! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54811d9c6368725672be0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130213033545/tokusatsu/images/0/08/Shishimaru_(Lion_Maru_G).JPG!\r\nShishimaru (Lionmaru G)\r\n[spoiler]He's a Gigolo.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54811da5636872097ac80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im gonna make a crank that mashup","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54811dbe63687259fba80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I found Skyrim boring[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54811dd26368720672450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54811d76636872166a240200#post_54811d76636872166a240200\r\n\r\n-*pulls out another from nowhere*-\r\n\r\n-_GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY MAN_-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54811e1c6368726a28d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasti