time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2561.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5484f6cb6368723332d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just bopped myself in the stomach with about the amount of force you would knock a door with\r\n\r\nI feel like I'm going to vomit everything everywhere ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5484f77e636872256eeb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f51d63687232f28d0000#post_5484f51d63687232f28d0000\r\n\r\nyeh, thats a jadetroll\r\n\r\n!http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1417998994400.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5484f79f6368723a1bf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear to god this one team was just freaking impossible to even touch\r\n\r\nThey weren't even in the same lobby but they all ended up just picking us off by rushing us every 2 seconds\r\n\r\nThey seriously almost made me punch a hole through my TV","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5484f7bb6368723a53c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f5cf6368723a70a10000#post_5484f5cf6368723a70a10000\r\nIsn't homestuck trash so much fun?","author":"53a6fcda63687215e1380600"},{"id":"5484f87d6368722c584f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And to top off the pile of fuckshit that was that match, I've been temporarily banned from matchmaking due to \"quitting.\" It was obvious that I wasn't possibly going to do anything in that game, so I left. But apparently I've left too many times, when any time I've \"left\" recently was when Xbox Live crapped out and disconnected in the middle of a game.\r\n\r\nCheer me up, guys.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5484f892636872391dfb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/3d12aba0628f150ee92f03e6b21fd3ec/tumblr_mkhb4vFnVK1rv8bozo1_r2_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5484f8ef6368723768430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f892636872391dfb0000#post_5484f892636872391dfb0000\r\nThat surprisingly calmed me, but it didn't exactly cheer me up","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5484f94d63687221f4290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f8ef6368723768430100#post_5484f8ef6368723768430100\r\nI doubt that Tiramieposting would help.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5484f9886368725a1ddf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f94d63687221f4290000#post_5484f94d63687221f4290000\r\nIt might\r\n\r\nWho knows","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5484f9a3636872349c360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f94d63687221f4290000#post_5484f94d63687221f4290000\r\nWhat about celestiaposting?","author":"53a6fcda63687215e1380600"},{"id":"5484f9ae636872346f3e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f87d6368722c584f0100#post_5484f87d6368722c584f0100\r\n\r\nWhat kind of bullshit is that? You had to be _banned?_\r\n\r\n-actually thats kinda relatable. but still-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5484fa2163687227da860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f87d6368722c584f0100#post_5484f87d6368722c584f0100\r\n\"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell\":http://youtu.be/iTbYN62YHR4\r\nWho wants a lamby lamby lamby?\r\nI do! I do!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5484fa356368723671b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5484f9ae636872346f3e0100#post_5484f9ae636872346f3e0100\r\n_Temporarily_ banned. It's to discourage ragequitting, but it's a problem if your connection craps out in the middle of matches sometimes, like mine.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5484fa5c636872381e450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http:/