time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2695.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548dfed16368723fc0600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dfc2d6368720862980000#post_548dfc2d6368720862980000\r\nHe is ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"548dff2d636872405d7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"guys, guy GUYS\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/26KUWFuh.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548dffbd63687246c8040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dff2d636872405d7e0100#post_548dff2d636872405d7e0100\r\nWot.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e020963687216ba040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dff2d636872405d7e0100#post_548dff2d636872405d7e0100\r\n\r\nhe's big for you","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e03f06368721b4f380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So \"Pelvic Sorcery\" is the greatest phrase in existence.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e04296368721d8f4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/YOAbYTf.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548e04336368721bce3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e03f06368721b4f380000#post_548e03f06368721b4f380000\r\n\r\nhe has grown in size, just for you, good fellow","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e04ab6368721a49440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://yosuaonesimus.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/kamen-rider-agito-3.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548e05ed6368720e7a1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/battlefield-games-tank-man-1281711.gif!\r\nFor all you battlefield haters.\r\nDon't hate the game for its glitches and errors.\r\nLove the game for the epic/funny moments you find on the way.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e073a63687210c22c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ch 1: da beginin\r\nAN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee. \r\nnote 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin \r\nI wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed \"watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?\". \r\n\"nuttin much\" i said \"we gut no food\". \r\n\"o turtle don cri\" \r\n\"na mama i aint mad\" i says. den i loked at da gund n said \"i wish i had sum fried chinkin\" den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!!11111111111111 \r\n\"yo buu wuz dat i smel\" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky like and den i whispad \"fried chikin\" an it went away. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. den i whispad again \"fried chicken\" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. \"wattamelon\" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet. mah mam lend out da door agan \"boi now i no i smel sumden\". so den i leaned ova and wispad \"fired chikin... wattamelon\" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama \"lock mama!11 i aint gut nottin!11\" \r\n\"but im so hundreh\" sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed \"fried chikin\" den a big ol bunmch of fired chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. \"dun cum bak or ill shot ya!\" she sayd. so i left. \r\nso whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST. ","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548e07e5636872120e4e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e073a63687210c22c0000#post_548e073a63687210c22c0000\r\nStill better than My Immortal.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"548e07f66368720dc85e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love how there's a kids toy company called erector","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e080f6368720f2e630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat