time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2722.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548fbc51636872763a880a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My real name means handsome in Irish, which is false fukken advertizing because while I will say I'm not ugly, I'm definitely on the downwards slop from average.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"548fbcac63687208d95b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbc51636872763a880a00#post_548fbc51636872763a880a00\r\n\r\nyou are better than 70% of male internet dwellers\r\n\r\nthats something.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548fbce56368722711980a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbc51636872763a880a00#post_548fbc51636872763a880a00\r\nHey! You don't say that about yourself.\r\nIf you think you're not handsome and I want to have sex with you, what does that say about me?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fbcf16368720fba9c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbc266368723d3f1e0600#post_548fbc266368723d3f1e0600\r\nNice\r\n~I'm talking about the songs~","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"548fbd2363687228e90a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbcf16368720fba9c0600#post_548fbcf16368720fba9c0600\r\nThey're all so good!\r\nENGLISH VOCALOID SONGS SHOULD NOT BE GOOD!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fbd2b6368725e26b41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbce56368722711980a00#post_548fbce56368722711980a00\r\nThat you're a slut?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fbd5b63687208b32a1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbd2b6368725e26b41200#post_548fbd2b6368725e26b41200\r\n!i.imgur.com/6A9eglS.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fbd616368722be6060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbd2363687228e90a0300#post_548fbd2363687228e90a0300\r\nHave you heard the new song \r\nSharing the world or something like that","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"548fbd7463687203eb680400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbce56368722711980a00#post_548fbce56368722711980a00\r\nWell you are the Sex Bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbc51636872763a880a00#post_548fbc51636872763a880a00\r\nBut I agree, don't give me dat shit! People will be all over that Poetry Dick for days! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548fbd786368720be1fd0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/KEzBPo5.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548fbd85636872763ac00a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbd616368722be6060500#post_548fbd616368722be6060500\r\nNo.....\r\nCare to provide a link sweetie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fbd8a636872236c480d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbd5b63687208b32a1d00#post_548fbd5b63687208b32a1d00\r\nYooooooou set yourself up for dat mate. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548fbdd56368722be6150500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbd5b63687208b32a1d00#post_548fbd5b63687208b32a1d00\r\n[spoiler]<3 u Johnny montezuma[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fbe2a6368722b47130500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Winter Games\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGrHqz3opgM","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"548fbe326368726999940200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbd85636872763ac00a00#post_548fbd85636872763