time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2751.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5494af81636872721a280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494af5963687256a7c50600#post_5494af5963687256a7c50600\r\nThose are natural horns. (And a crest)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5494af9c63687248374b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494aeca63687227d9250e00#post_5494aeca63687227d9250e00\r\n\r\nZombie!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5494b02963687227955a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my granddad got his procedure done with.\r\nHe's all good. AND we saw Battle of the Five Armies today. And that movie got me thinking. What would a half dwarf/half elf babby look like?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494b09163687278f01e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b02963687227955a1000#post_5494b02963687227955a1000\r\nWill be half ugly, half handsome.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5494b0e26368722b92260f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static1.mcanime.net/kronos/images/fansubs/6120/16198/ep_579513_0.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5494b15c6368726af3340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b09163687278f01e0900#post_5494b09163687278f01e0900\r\nYou look at Thorin Oakenshield and tell me he isn't the sexiest dwarf you've ever seen.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494b1e763687223d8730f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WINTER BREEEEEEAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5494b226636872721a6c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Your daily reminder to watch \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco today.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5494b274636872457fca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-I think I might unsub soon-\r\n\r\n*Jeebass*","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5494b2766368722ab9ca0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So how have my loyal and loving pets been during their master's absence?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494b2a163687244cd540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b15c6368726af3340100#post_5494b15c6368726af3340100\r\nHey, Squiggy.\r\n[spoiler]Sword Art Online\r\n!http://www.memes.at/faces/hyper_troll.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5494b2a86368722bacaa0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b15c6368726af3340100#post_5494b15c6368726af3340100\r\n!http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33600000/Thorin-Oakenshield-richard-armitage-33641308-450-228.gif!\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7bc20581055e05ef46613f4de4361a7/tumblr_mjbku877uj1qb0eujo1_500.gif!\r\nNow that you say it, he is the sexiest dwarf that I have seen in my life!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5494b36263687223aca10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b2a163687244cd540100#post_5494b2a163687244cd540100\r\nYeah it sucks. What of it?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b2a86368722bacaa0e00#post_5494b2a86368722bacaa0e00\r\nIsn't he though!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494b36a636872250c890d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b2766368722ab9ca0e00#post_5494b2766368722ab9ca0e00\r\nA teensy bit homicidal.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5494b3816368725ab6e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494b36263687223aca10000#post_5494b36263687223aca10000\r\nI know you hate it, but I like it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5494b3ba6368