time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2768.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5495adde63687231c93f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Christmas is in less than a week.\r\nI need to figure out what I'm cooking.\r\nIt's either gonna be oven roasted brussel sprouts or a shepherd's pie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b04e6368721b31e11100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495adde63687231c93f0600#post_5495adde63687231c93f0600\r\nI think for Christmas I'm going to do something good for myself.\r\n\r\nBy being a lazy piece of shit. But this time I'll wrap myself up with a pretty red ribbon. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5495b0bc636872431c760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b04e6368721b31e11100#post_5495b04e6368721b31e11100\r\nI promised to spend Christmas with my family this year so there go ANY chances I had of getting laid.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b1156368723621680600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b0bc636872431c760200#post_5495b0bc636872431c760200\r\nJust gotta wake up, open my presents, spend time with my new stuffs, and eat breakfast with my family. And thus, the normal day continues.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b148636872500c150600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b0bc636872431c760200#post_5495b0bc636872431c760200\r\nMerry goddamn Christmas! \r\n\r\nJingle bells aint Jingling this holiday! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5495b16363687205fda40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's still autumn\r\n\r\nHow about dat shiet","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5495b1b663687229c2ed0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b1156368723621680600#post_5495b1156368723621680600\r\nMy schedule is a bit fuller than that..\r\nI gotta go to my parent's place. Eat breakfast. Give presents. Then I gotta go to my step-dad's parents place. Hang out with them. Then I gotta go to my granddad's place and threaten him with physical violence if  he doesn't come to dinner.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b2886368725ff7b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b1b663687229c2ed0300#post_5495b1b663687229c2ed0300\r\nSound like a fun Christmas","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b2be63687205fdb90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b2886368725ff7b60300#post_5495b2886368725ff7b60300\r\nIt won't be boring.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b30d63687256ae8a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hi","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5495b37c6368724a29c40e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b2be63687205fdb90200#post_5495b2be63687205fdb90200\r\nExactly what I was thinking.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b3a06368720ec58d1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b30d63687256ae8a0300#post_5495b30d63687256ae8a0300\r\nHello hello hello.\r\nDid you enjoy the movie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b428636872674b681e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/funny-prank-gif-tractor.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b472636872674b6d1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yes\r\nwas great\r\n\r\nalso thorin's cousin dain\r\nthe entire time he was on screen all i could think of was simon of the yogcast","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5495b4f56368723fd9a00f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-jAjcra_mR4A/UijIm86frQI