time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2792.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5497a7536368724058400800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a6ee63687254b96f0000#post_5497a6ee63687254b96f0000\r\n\r\nSomething tells me you're gonna fit here more than you think","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5497a7546368722e648b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a6d863687203a5800900#post_5497a6d863687203a5800900\r\nHi Ethan, nice to meet you too. I'm relevant most of the time. Just not right now, hahahaha.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"5497a765636872161e5b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a3d46368720c58060300#post_5497a3d46368720c58060300\r\nIt's always cloudy where I live. Rainy.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5497a7806368722dd68d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a73063687273457d0a00#post_5497a73063687273457d0a00\r\njust joking dear","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5497a79a6368722ff5060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a7536368724058400800#post_5497a7536368724058400800\r\nI hope so. I certainly need a comforting place in my life right now.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"5497a79e63687273458b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a7546368722e648b0100#post_5497a7546368722e648b0100\r\nI'm the resident gay guy. And lover of all things.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5497a7a763687269111a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a6ee63687254b96f0000#post_5497a6ee63687254b96f0000\r\nHoy, new person. \r\n\r\nSo what's your story?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5497a7cf6368725e72340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"J-STARS VICTORY VS CONFIRMED FOR... PS4...\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nThis must be some kind of message...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5497a80b6368721363e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a79e63687273458b0a00#post_5497a79e63687273458b0a00\r\nThat's quite an impressive amount of love.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"5497a82863687224b46d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a7a763687269111a0200#post_5497a7a763687269111a0200\r\nIn what sense? As in my OC? As in real life?","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"5497a8396368720861310800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a80b6368721363e00200#post_5497a80b6368721363e00200\r\nYou. Have. No. Idea.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5497a85e6368724922bf1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a82863687224b46d0800#post_5497a82863687224b46d0800\r\nReal life.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5497a8d363687269aa1a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I actually like Eevee penises in general, Espeon penises are just my fav.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI'm sorry, Did you not want me to do this for the millionth New guy?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5497a93463687224b4930800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/12/22/790056/large.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5497a94763687212752d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497a7546368722e648b0100#post_5497a7546368722e648b0100\r\nNot Ethan. It's spelled this way on purpose.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5497a9566368724b751e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And Batoto is being a bastard again.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5