time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2817.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549909536368720bffca0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549907cd6368721615160c00#post_549907cd6368721615160c00\r\nYou filthy, disgusting liar. Ninjas are totes real! And a constant threat in my neck of the woods. Why just to take my morning dump I've got to sword fight at least 20 of the pajama-ed fuckers, and let me tell you that last one is always a bitch.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549909666368727adf4d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549908d163687207c3f20500#post_549908d163687207c3f20500\r\nSo what? I have seen spaceships in Star Wars (or was it Stars Trecks? They're pretty much the same thing anyways) and that doesn't make them real.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"549909a46368721788c30a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909536368720bffca0b00#post_549909536368720bffca0b00\r\nOk, I really resent that remark. I am NOT disgusting.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"549909b463687279d6960600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909536368720bffca0b00#post_549909536368720bffca0b00\r\nReally? You use a sword?\r\nI tend to just blow them all and they leave.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549909d36368724d31330c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909a46368721788c30a00#post_549909a46368721788c30a00\r\nDepraved, deplorable, whatever. Just as long as it starts with a 'd.'","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549909d46368721788ca0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909666368727adf4d0000#post_549909666368727adf4d0000\r\nWhat are you going to say next? That stands aren't real? That There's nothing living at the M78 Nebula?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549909f06368724af0490b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909666368727adf4d0000#post_549909666368727adf4d0000\r\n\r\nIf space ships are fake. Then explain this:\r\n\r\n!http://blog.syracuse.com/strangecny/2007/10/large_UFO.bmp!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909536368720bffca0b00#post_549909536368720bffca0b00\r\n\r\nOh yes, Newton's 5th Law: The Conservation of Ninjutsu","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54990a0d636872400a2c0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549907406368721d193f0b00#post_549907406368721d193f0b00\r\n[bq=\"Miyo\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549906056368721615e10b00#post_549906056368721615e10b00\r\n\r\n-*>looks back at old art*-\r\n\r\n-wow im so much better now-\r\n\r\n_FEEL THE HIGH._[/bq]\r\nWhat is this \"better\" you speak of","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54990a1263687216b4650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909d36368724d31330c00#post_549909d36368724d31330c00\r\nDelightful!","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54990a5963687217235d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909d46368721788ca0a00#post_549909d46368721788ca0a00\r\nWe don't know. The only humans that have been there were a few Jehova's witnesses but nobody opens the door for them.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54990a9563687279d6aa0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549909f06368724af0490b00#post_549909f06368724af0490b00\r\nThat's obviously a guy too drunk and a pizza plate that was badly designed.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54990ac2636872682fc60b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok guys, I'm going to be now, I just wanted to chill for a big, see ya.","author":"521b8244a4c7