time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2821.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5499a1c063687208f8260e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">have sex dream\r\n:D\r\n>have sex dream about someone you'd rather not have sex with\r\n:l","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5499a24b6368721749342000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"More men should wear nail polish.\r\nAnd I don't mean boring black either. Paint them every color of the rainbow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499a86a636872403d0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499a24b6368721749342000#post_5499a24b6368721749342000\r\nBright colors aren't my thing \r\n!i.imgur.com/6ZOgMgR.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5499ab8b6368725dde280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499a86a636872403d0a0000#post_5499a86a636872403d0a0000\r\nAnd I honestly don't care.\r\nMy nails are bright purple right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499aeed6368725dde850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/zVlbPwP.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499a86a636872403d0a0000#post_5499a86a636872403d0a0000\r\nedgy on purpose","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5499b0096368726e319f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I went to my mom's place this morning.\r\nShe has a very large box under the tree with my name on the tag.\r\nREVEAL TO ME YOUR SECRETS BOX!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499b056636872613fd40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499b0096368726e319f0000#post_5499b0096368726e319f0000\r\nIn ~48 hours","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5499b10063687257e25c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499b056636872613fd40000#post_5499b056636872613fd40000\r\nBut I wanna know noooooooooooow!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499b14c6368725cb9010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499ab8b6368725dde280000#post_5499ab8b6368725dde280000\r\nI had my nails painted bright red once\r\nBut it was a school thing.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5499b1b46368726087af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499b14c6368725cb9010100#post_5499b14c6368725cb9010100\r\nMy sister paints mine.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499b20b636872602ddc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499b1b46368726087af0000#post_5499b1b46368726087af0000\r\nA girl in hair dressing painted mine ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5499b2676368726296ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Another one:\r\n\r\nThe first person to post under me gets a confusing nickname","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5499b29263687261e1e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Toski and I ramble for an hour\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nwd0H1Haa4","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5499b3406368725c0c060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499b29263687261e1e20000#post_5499b29263687261e1e20000\r\n\r\n\r\nYOU ARE:\r\n\r\nRama J. Bahamas\r\n\r\ni may never do this again, actually","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5499b4d763687262bf360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"There is no way in hell Suya is seventeen\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZyVWQID8M8\r\nHer voice is deep.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499b57963687260b92c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i honestly couldnt give less of a fuck about fashion\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5499b60a63687261e1140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-was