time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/304.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53799e51636872739f0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130703042412/kamenrider/images/2/23/Kamen_Rider_Black_RX.jpg!\r\nI wonder if I could ride around on a Motorbike in a Kamen rider Black RX Cosplay?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5379af9763687226d7540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sometimes, I like to scream to the world, \"We're all crazy here! Deal with it!\"\r\n\r\nI'm not even joking right now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5379b0b063687202df1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379af9763687226d7540100#post_5379af9763687226d7540100\r\n\r\nDo you do it from a window/balcony or flailing your arms while running naked through the streets?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5379b2ac6368721f7cd60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379b0b063687202df1e0000#post_5379b0b063687202df1e0000\r\nI do it from the window.\r\nWho do you think I am? Archimedes?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5379b3726368727190870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379b2ac6368721f7cd60200#post_5379b2ac6368721f7cd60200\r\n\r\nThat depends on which Archimedes you're referring to. The owl from the sword in the stone? The Syracuse mathemathician? the dove from the medic?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5379b3ae63687232be690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379b2ac6368721f7cd60200#post_5379b2ac6368721f7cd60200\r\nI dare you to run around naked in public, preferably with a cockring-sustained erection while having a Bad Dragon horse dildo in your ass and a fleshlight on your shlong, while screaming \"ALLAHU AKBAR!\".","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5379b96c6368720e84cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379b3ae63687232be690000#post_5379b3ae63687232be690000\r\nUmm... No.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5379ba8a6368724077030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379b96c6368720e84cd0000#post_5379b96c6368720e84cd0000\r\nIt will be fun. I could join in with you.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5379bc2f6368724daf3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5379ba8a6368724077030000#post_5379ba8a6368724077030000\r\nOnly when a dinosaur starts building a super computer.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"537a35e36368720f198b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know if mind reading was real you know what I would do with it?  Constantly finish everyone's sentences and never tell anyone about it.\r\n\r\n\"So I was telling them that there's no way that-\"\r\n\"-the professor would fall for that excuse\"\r\n\"Stop interrupting me!  As I was saying; so then I tell him that a better way would be to -\"\r\n\"-tell the professor that your car broke down?\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537a36d46368720efa540400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537a35e36368720f198b0300#post_537a35e36368720f198b0300\r\nI would never want to read a persona mind.\r\nThere might be some scary shit in there.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537a384763687267504b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537a36d46368720efa540400#post_537a36d46368720efa540400\r\nYou can probably guess what my mind is full of; porn, yuri fanfics, touhou, vidja games and random science stuff.\r\n\r\n\"Kaguya, Mokou loves you; she has always loved you\" -Reisen\r\n\"D'aww\" -person reading my mind\r\n\"And then they fucked!\" -Me\r\n\"Oh god; I need brain bleach!\" -person reading my mind","author":"38b55cdf63616403d75