time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3077.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ab48a56368723c96c11400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48626368727574951000#post_54ab48626368727574951000\r\nBring a snarky dog along to laugh at your failures","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ab48b163687219a3080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48626368727574951000#post_54ab48626368727574951000\r\nDolphins are jerks too.\r\nAnd no one's complaining.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ab48c063687272ba4a2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48836368727574b01000#post_54ab48836368727574b01000\r\nIt true!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab48c063687219a30f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/033/e/7/jontrongif_by_tytanick-d5tnbgc.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab48cb63687254bbed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab47d36368724c21641500#post_54ab47d36368724c21641500\r\nBetter use a shotgun.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54ab48e763687237dc370200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48a56368723c96c11400#post_54ab48a56368723c96c11400\r\nMy granddad is enough for that thank you very much.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48b163687219a3080100#post_54ab48b163687219a3080100\r\nI complain all the time about dolphins.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ab49036368720f108a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48b163687219a3080100#post_54ab48b163687219a3080100\r\nI don't see why they are jerks.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ab49216368724fcb0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Reskins are fun.\r\nThey make you look like an idiot.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab49766368726f3c550600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab48626368727574951000#post_54ab48626368727574951000\r\n!http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/06/05/cry,donald,duck,duck,painting,crybaby,crying-c9b2cf006be0688ba65e638bb9d4c9a1_h.jpg!\r\n!http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608024239737604033&pid=1.7!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab497863687220dd9c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"With that one episode of Gunbuster, Noriko has officially become the Manliest Woman in the galaxy.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ab49b86368727eec222300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab49036368720f108a0200#post_54ab49036368720f108a0200\r\nDolphins rape their female members. They abuse them as well.\r\nDolphins also abuse other animals and not because of food, but because they can.\r\nDolphins kill their own children and children of other species.\r\n\r\nOh, and they also try to rape humans.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ab49c46368723ca8f21b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What the Heatran is going on here?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab49f263687205563b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab49b86368727eec222300#post_54ab49b86368727eec222300\r\nThey will also commit infanticide and use the corpse as a beach ball.\r\nDolphins suck.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ab4a266368721d75580200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab49f263687205563b0100#post_54ab49f263687205563b0100\r\n!http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/309/d/0/The_Dolphin__s_Cry_by_MAFIA11.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab4a6c63687263dbef0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","b