time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3122.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ae73c76368723034d41000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just went into the cold outdoors.\r\nI regret it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ae86c76368726448d60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I didn't know pat's girlfriends was c viper ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aeb75763687234849c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae86c76368726448d60a00#post_54ae86c76368726448d60a00\r\n~Stupid lucky C Viper~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aebd2f6368723833400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aeb75763687234849c0200#post_54aeb75763687234849c0200\r\nI always thought pat looked like a weird ginger babby troll doll\r\nbut he is kinda adorable in actual sunlight. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aebdff63687244858a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aebd2f6368723833400000#post_54aebd2f6368723833400000\r\nI have a weakness for thints that are cute and short.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aebfb063687233dafd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i.imgur.com/4alDuOB.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aec0426368725ff3081100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aebfb063687233dafd0100#post_54aebfb063687233dafd0100\r\nI'm gonna go ahead a start repressing that now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aec0c46368721d99dd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aec0426368725ff3081100#post_54aec0426368725ff3081100\r\nI legit got the shit scared out of me after seeing that last night. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aec1df6368723aa5e11e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was just thinking, I want tp listen to a bald middle aged man bitch about about a video game, then I checked my Youtube subscriptions...\r\n\"Lo and behold\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3CZeYXoWeE","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aec2626368727066230400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aec1df6368723aa5e11e00#post_54aec1df6368723aa5e11e00\r\nPlague isn't middle aged is he? I mean he seems like it but so does pat and he's not even 30","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aec3b1636872798ab60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aec2626368727066230400#post_54aec2626368727066230400\r\nEeeehhh either way I wanna rub his shiny head.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aec3f86368727050040400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And in other news, I learned that it's almost Girl Scout Cookie season.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aec48e63687262788c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aec3f86368727050040400#post_54aec3f86368727050040400\r\nNOOOOOOOOO\r\nI NEED TO GO BACK ON MY DIEEEEEET","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aec4d76368724ca9902800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!media.tumblr.com/415d3b3bd67f4ecc04d43668179cad82/tumblr_inline_mznm9ySuyF1ru65t3.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aec4e163687270665b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aec3f86368727050040400#post_54aec3f86368727050040400\r\nAt the Girl Scouts\r\n!http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/1726009-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg! ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54aec5126368727050940400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aebfb063687233dafd0100#post_54aebfb063687233dafd0100\r\nIf that pic is real am gonna kill something tas