time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3350.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b9f8696368724da8891100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #22E3\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f7fc6368725002200c00#post_54b9f7fc6368725002200c00\r\n\"Hey I'm gonna neglect my son even more and lust after this fourteen year old girl who's actually a clone of my dead wife!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b9f8886368727ff5fe0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8696368724da8891100#post_54b9f8696368724da8891100\r\nwell i mean, of course","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b9f8956368726d3de50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8696368724da8891100#post_54b9f8696368724da8891100\r\nNice spoiler.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b9f8c26368720234f60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also guess who dis is","author":null},{"id":"54b9f8c96368726761ad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hmm...it seems that I've pissed off the majority of people on the thread tonight.\r\n\r\nBecause that was the plan. \r\nTo troll you guys with a false secret that never existed.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54b9f8d46368725106df0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #22E3\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8c26368720234f60400#post_54b9f8c26368720234f60400\r\nBackground Pony #22E3","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b9f8ff6368725f477c1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8956368726d3de50c00#post_54b9f8956368726d3de50c00\r\nYou're near the end.\r\nAnd that's not even the biggest spoiler.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b9f90e6368725f477e1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8696368724da8891100#post_54b9f8696368724da8891100\r\nThat's so messed up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8c96368726761ad0300#post_54b9f8c96368726761ad0300\r\n*YOU PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMN FIDDLE!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b9f9416368724cc5dd1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yep, Touji lost a leg.\r\nGendo, you scumbag","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b9f9476368723310eb0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f90e6368725f477e1600#post_54b9f90e6368725f477e1600\r\nShut up Kaz.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b9f97b6368725f14061000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f8d46368725106df0f00#post_54b9f8d46368725106df0f00\r\n\r\nCORRECT AND WRONG\r\n\r\n~hi i cant sleep~","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b9f9c36368725b7f641200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yeah, put your only son in handcuffs, go daddy.\r\nAct like he never had a child.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b9f9e0636872777b110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f97b6368725f14061000#post_54b9f97b6368725f14061000\r\nIf you can't sleep just skip the night\r\n\r\n→ → A A ↓ ↓","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b9fa2663687230025a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f9476368723310eb0700#post_54b9f9476368723310eb0700\r\n*Bleep* *Bleep*\r\n\r\n\"Squiggy, b-but the fiddle and playing us\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b9fa2c636872501b880f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b9f9e0636872777b110000#post_54b9f9e0636872777b110000\r\n\r\nmy boyfriend thinks im asleep though\r\n\r\n~should~\r\n\r\n~^should i prank him^~","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b9fa466368726761720400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting