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{"topics":[{"id":"538376fd63687204bd030500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So get this. Apparently because so many people in Britain are using cocaine it has contaminated the water supply.\r\n\"Source\":http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/cocaine-contaminating-british-water-report-article-1.1788078","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383777263687204d4d60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538376fd63687204bd030500#post_538376fd63687204bd030500\r\nBritain what are you doing....shtap! ","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"53837c7363687256085c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538376fd63687204bd030500#post_538376fd63687204bd030500\r\nBritish athlete: \"Forget energy drinks, here have some water.\"","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538386ff636872572e530500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538368b56368720392ac0000#post_538368b56368720392ac0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@tetrisman64\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538351ef6368727d66210100#post_538351ef6368727d66210100\r\nI fuckin' hated that guy.[/bq]\r\nI loved him!","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"53838769636872568ba10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@tetrisman64\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538386ff636872572e530500#post_538386ff636872572e530500\r\nFred Fredburger was the worst.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383d2f06368726c3fb80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anybody here play Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 on PSN (PS3 Online)?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5383d31e6368726cd6d80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53838769636872568ba10500#post_53838769636872568ba10500\r\nI had neutral feelings on that guy. I didn't like the movies tho","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"5383e0d46368720d21120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched Dredd for the first time.\r\nThat movie was fucking awesome!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e1676368720fda200300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I slipped on black ice twice today.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383e1bf6368720fe4ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e1676368720fda200300#post_5383e1676368720fda200300\r\nYou okay dude?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e20c6368720d21930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e1bf6368720fe4ce0200#post_5383e1bf6368720fe4ce0200\r\nYeah.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383e26e6368720e10330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e20c6368720d21930300#post_5383e20c6368720d21930300\r\nGood. I'd hate to lose my favorite soul destroying ass-hat.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e3ee6368720e10a70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im gonna pirate a shitload of games i though i could buy, since im sure i cant now that i lost 2 subjects :/","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383e4c56368720fb3170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bet Squiggy fantasizes about having fabulous gay sex with Godzilla every day.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383e4ec6368720e48890500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, Sir Ian McKellen is a sassy bitch.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/XIfCLKd.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e4c56368720fb3170400#post_5383e4c56368720fb3170400\r\nOh you have nooooooo idea.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e8456368721b89120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e4c56368720fb3170400#post_5383e4c56368720fb3170400\r\n\r\nI c