time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/365.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538548b46368720e7c820600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Riding crop in bed. Yay or Nay?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538548ea6368721156b40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538546666368720ffd000600#post_538546666368720ffd000600\r\n\r\nyeah it was boss nigger.\r\n\r\nthey made a remix of ghost calling herman cain nigger at the theme of the song.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53854c626368727d8ac80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Twistedmetalero, are you black?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53854cb66368727b42fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53854c626368727d8ac80000#post_53854c626368727d8ac80000\r\n\r\nno.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538550716368727f0fe70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b7/33/19/b73319896a0f2225a14fba466d401f80.jpg!\r\nBattle hopper!\r\n\r\n!http://myanimeshelf.com/upload/dynamic/2011-01/06/BlackAndBlack21.jpg!\r\nRider kick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538553226368727c41d20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I want to be reborn with Princess Cadance as my mommy.\r\n\r\nFrom the day I hit puberty, I want her to do the following:\r\n\r\nI want her to tie my hands behind my back.\r\n\r\nI want her to keep me hard at all times.\r\n\r\nI want her to be constantly massaging my dick with her magic.\r\n\r\nI want her to carry me throughout the castle.\r\n\r\nI want her to only let me orgasm once every third day, and only if I behave.\r\n\r\nI want her to show me off to the princesses once a month, and have her let them have fun with me for six hours.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538553886368727c7b440300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\nIf I said I was surprised, I'd be lying.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538553be6368727ab93b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...Seriously though, I just finished Kamen rider Black This morning, It was some good shit","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538553e56368727f0f3a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\n\r\nthat.....\r\nthats actually pretty kinky.\r\n\r\nedit: nvm i read wrong.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538553f36368727b02980300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\n_*I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS*_\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxws0ZwMT1qg533to1_500.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538554346368727deb1f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553e56368727f0f3a0300#post_538553e56368727f0f3a0300\r\nIt is rather tamer then his *Eh HMM* last, Sexual, Outburst, _thingamajigs?_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538554416368727b02b30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553e56368727f0f3a0300#post_538553e56368727f0f3a0300\r\nIt says \"from the day I hit puberty\".","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5385545e6368727b6b960300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538554346368727deb1f0300#post_538554346368727deb1f0300\r\n\r\nyeah, i was expecting something involving necromorphs and barack obama.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538554856368727ab9790300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538554416368727b02b30300#post_538554416368727b02b30300\r\n\r\ni edited it out already jeez.","author":"5154c