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{"topics":[{"id":"54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why does Ash never have a girlfriend?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54cee61163687265481d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54cee626636872631f750400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cedff26368725e119f1400#post_54cedff26368725e119f1400\r\nI want a plush of every cute thingg","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cee6296368723d50b80e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee61163687265481d0700#post_54cee61163687265481d0700\r\nEvening, apple","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cee63f6368726b44a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000#post_54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000\r\nHe's gay.\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee61163687265481d0700#post_54cee61163687265481d0700\r\nSo how did you sleep?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cee6e16368726910800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000#post_54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Why does Ash never have a girlfriend?[/bq]\r\nCause they have to eternally drag out the show because of it's popularity and if he were to have a girlfriend that would be permanent character development and if it were to happen then that would mean the show can't go on forever.\r\n\r\nBasically what I mean by this is that they keep reusing the formula for each league over and over and over; if they were to deviate from that formula then they would have to start thinking about how they're going to end the show.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; 25 years from now Ash will still be on his quest to become pokemon champion and will still be 10 years old.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54cee7116368726b44f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee63f6368726b44a90000#post_54cee63f6368726b44a90000\r\nWell","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54cee71d6368726b44fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee6e16368726910800000#post_54cee6e16368726910800000\r\nNaaaaah he's gay.\r\nWhy do you think he was so obsessed with Gary?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cee75b63687262cc590c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Playing kh hd\r\nGod damnit billy zane your voice is beautiful ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54cee7a46368721e6e340b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee75b63687262cc590c00#post_54cee75b63687262cc590c00\r\nWait Billy Zane was in Kingdom Hearts?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cee7fc636872052cd90d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee6e16368726910800000#post_54cee6e16368726910800000\r\nPokemon is the Simpsons of anime\r\n\r\nShit like this is why I'm enjoying jojo so much \r\nHey here's this cool guy, he did a thing, kablam! There's a bother cool guy in the line! Come on up sir! He did a cool thing! Next cool guy! Etc etc","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cee8296368726d584f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee7fc636872052cd90d00#post_54cee7fc636872052cd90d00\r\nShit even the villains do cool things.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cee82d6368726548430700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000#post_54cee5cb6368722fe8b00000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Why does Ash never have a girlfriend?[/bq]\r\n\"4 days from now...\":http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/XY059","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":