time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/387.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53896a0e63687227ed380300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538969f163687224f7e10200#post_538969f163687224f7e10200\r\nAsk your father.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53896a6a6368722646c30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896a0e63687227ed380300#post_53896a0e63687227ed380300\r\n\r\nI did, he told me to ask you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53896a9d636872269deb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538969f163687224f7e10200#post_538969f163687224f7e10200\r\nI have a vehicle you can borrow:\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090401213403/en.futurama/images/4/42/Scooty_puff_jr.jpg!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53896aa46368722401d20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896a6a6368722646c30200#post_53896a6a6368722646c30200\r\nFine. Just be home by 11.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53896b02636872283cfd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896a9d636872269deb0200#post_53896a9d636872269deb0200\r\n\r\nMom! uc9 is making fun of me again!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896aa46368722401d20200#post_53896aa46368722401d20200\r\n\r\nI'm 25 now!\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n~10:45 in case of traffic...~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53896b286368722646fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896b02636872283cfd0200#post_53896b02636872283cfd0200\r\nCongrats.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53896b60636872246d220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896b286368722646fc0200#post_53896b286368722646fc0200\r\n\r\nThanks... You're not calling the old house right?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53896b9e636872269d540300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896a9d636872269deb0200#post_53896a9d636872269deb0200\r\nStop making fun of your brother.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53896bbf6368722544fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896b02636872283cfd0200#post_53896b02636872283cfd0200\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896b9e636872269d540300#post_53896b9e636872269d540300\r\n*Blanks both of yours memories and takes the car.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53896bfc63687224f7b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896bbf6368722544fc0200#post_53896bbf6368722544fc0200\r\n*Wakes up*\r\nYou just wait till I tell your father.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53896c116368722491620300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896bbf6368722544fc0200#post_53896bbf6368722544fc0200\r\n\r\n*Blinks* Why is everything blue?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53896c3b636872247f9a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896b60636872246d220300#post_53896b60636872246d220300\r\nNo, I know not to call there ever since that \"mysterious\" fire.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53896cd9636872246da50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896c3b636872247f9a0300#post_53896c3b636872247f9a0300\r\n*person in suit on the edge of your vision and you starting to see static","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53896dd6636872283c130400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53896cd9636872246da50300#post_53896cd9636872246da50300\r\nDammit! I hope I at least wake up with all my clothes on this time. And in the sa