time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4040.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e0369d63687212c2000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0342e6368721263640200#post_54e0342e6368721263640200\r\nO_O","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54e036d763687278736d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e03676636872526a740200#post_54e03676636872526a740200\r\nThat was radical man~!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e036ec6368723d03370200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0358e63687211910a0100#post_54e0358e63687211910a0100\r\nI've seen that YTP.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54e037e463687212aae20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e036ec6368723d03370200#post_54e036ec6368723d03370200\r\nWaxonator tho\r\n\r\nHe will be missed","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e038dd6368723fe2900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e037e463687212aae20100#post_54e037e463687212aae20100\r\nI accidentally read that as \"Waspinator\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e039386368721488220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e038dd6368723fe2900000#post_54e038dd6368723fe2900000\r\nSpeaking of, found this\r\n\r\n!http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUyMTg4NjExOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTM5MjY2MDE@._V1__SX1297_SY653_.jpg!\r\n\r\nGiant, fire-breathing wasps","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e0397963687214b5cc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also on subject of sharks\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/a4fb140f598d9bfca4bd502f73019584/tumblr_njkbl8cokR1s2yegdo1_400.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e03aad6368720febf20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0397963687214b5cc0300#post_54e0397963687214b5cc0300\r\nI have now changed an entry on my bucket list.\r\nIt was \"Punch a shark in the face\"\r\nIt is now \"Pet shark while making baby talk.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e03adf6368720f394e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0397963687214b5cc0300#post_54e0397963687214b5cc0300\r\nDawww....","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e03bc86368723db0390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e03aad6368720febf20300#post_54e03aad6368720febf20300\r\nWell my goal remains unchanged: to suplex a shark. Bolo tie optional.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54e03bcf6368720e1db00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yes movie, swords are the obvious weapon when dealing with flying sharks","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e03c0463687214c0eb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e03bcf6368720e1db00400#post_54e03bcf6368720e1db00400\r\nI don't know. I feel like an axe or a spear might work better.\r\nOr maybe even a shield.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e03c3763687211bdba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e03c0463687214c0eb0300#post_54e03c0463687214c0eb0300\r\nGoing by the logic of the first movie, if you hold a running chainsaw in the air, a shark will fly into it, and just split in half","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e03c876368720e1d450500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e03bc86368723db0390000#post_54e03bc86368723db0390000\r\nI wanna suplex a train\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/76fcd7e95dca3b6434729ab9c00d29df/tumblr_n5b0hfYf6n1sippq6o4_400.gif!\r\n\r\nor a deer\r\n!http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Deer_8811b0_2220277.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e03c92