time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4700.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550647d4636872294f441000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647746368722063d70100#post_550647746368722063d70100\r\n\"Squall, the cake tastes like gunpowder now\"\r\n\r\n\"Whatever.\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550647de63687207839e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647956368727965690100#post_550647956368727965690100\r\nEven though Frank Sinatra was kind of an asshole.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550647e26368724750a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506477e6368721f99cc0000#post_5506477e6368721f99cc0000\r\nOh boy","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550647eb63687209dcfb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647af636872253c450100#post_550647af636872253c450100\r\nI think it's because holding a sword like a one handed gun, is probably shitty for your wrist","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5506481f636872204e4c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647746368722063d70100#post_550647746368722063d70100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0c9e1a62af9229f9258df78c90c7a2eb/tumblr_mkehh3YsJl1s02y88o1_500.png![/bq]\r\nDoes that sword have an active revolver?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"550648256368722000ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I haven't listened to Frank Sinatra in years.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55064839636872183f6a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647eb63687209dcfb0400#post_550647eb63687209dcfb0400\r\nThere have been bayonets made for pistols. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5506484b6368726788b31700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh yeah before I go!\r\n\r\n*sets up a bomb in the thread*\r\n\r\nNIGHT GUYS! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55064851636872782f390900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Urgh, the world would a be hellish if we all suddenly had a musical.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55064855636872204e620300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647de63687207839e0a00#post_550647de63687207839e0a00\r\nExactly. His songs are so classy they make you forget what a dickhole he was.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"550648616368721937eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506481f636872204e4c0300#post_5506481f636872204e4c0300\r\nI think aiming with that would be impossible due the weight of the sword.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5506486f6368721937f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550647ce63687244155b0500#post_550647ce63687244155b0500\r\nI blame Frieza.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5506487c6368724ebf080b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55064851636872782f390900#post_55064851636872782f390900\r\nWhat do you mean?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550648996368721937ff0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*HOLY SHIT I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO BED THEN*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550648b663687279658b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55064851636872782f390900#post_55064851636872782f390900\r\nYes.\r\n\"My Gym Partner's a Monkey\" show us that.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550648bc63687279658e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550648996368721937ff0100#post_550648996368721937ff0100\r\nWhat's goin' on?","auth