time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4733.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550790046368727410cb0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55078fa4636872424ee92600#post_55078fa4636872424ee92600\r\nIn a universe where Spider-Man died and the Green Goblin was less of a goblin and more of a demon.\r\nAlso, he lifted a truck.\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55078fa16368727efd0f0000#post_55078fa16368727efd0f0000\r\nNope. But cool to know.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5507903f63687214882d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550790046368727410cb0800#post_550790046368727410cb0800\r\nDaaaaamn that does sound feels worthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55078fc463687272c9210000#post_55078fc463687272c9210000\r\nDAMMIT! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550790996368724ac7c80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kinnikuman/images/b/be/Mixer_Taitei.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130726203153!\r\nMixer taitei.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5507909b63687213801d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550790046368727410cb0800#post_550790046368727410cb0800\r\n\"Here\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=POXxmaJ_cV8\r\n\r\nIs actually a motion comic with voice actors and visual effects, but still cool.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550790bb6368727410ed0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507903f63687214882d0100#post_5507903f63687214882d0100\r\nWait....You never heared about the death of Ultimate Spiderman?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5507913e63687234c0310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550790bb6368727410ed0800#post_550790bb6368727410ed0800\r\nNope! I heard of a lot of other ones though.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550790996368724ac7c80400#post_550790996368724ac7c80400\r\nOH LORD! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550791776368727f1b210400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":":[\r\nGetting rid of body hair permantely would be so much easier if I was a masochist.\r\n\r\n*zap*\r\nOww\r\n*zap*\r\nOww\r\n*zap*\r\nOww","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550791926368721967750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kinnikuman/images/c/c6/Pentagon.png/revision/latest?cb=20130728213522!\r\nPentagon.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5507919c6368726523d52600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to wait for several hours on my bed with my eyes closed. That way in the morning I can get the drop on whoever is closest at the time. I'll see you all later, provided I am not assassinated by the Chinese.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"550791ac6368720c82543600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550791776368727f1b210400#post_550791776368727f1b210400\r\nYou should use your Alien powers!\r\n\r\nOr Alien brain to come up with something! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550791b76368721034bc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Suzie q became the fussy grandma she was always destined to be","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550791db6368723482720500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507919c6368726523d52600#post_5507919c6368726523d52600\r\nGood night mysterious man!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550791926368721967750300#post_550791926368721967750300\r\nNow that looks pretty cool! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550791e76368726523fa2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55