time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4778.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550a0c726368726b80950c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a045963687278e5290e00#post_550a045963687278e5290e00\r\nDidn't you say that you were only watching anime with 30 episodes or less? (Because Gaogaigar has 49)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"550a0c8e6368723a671d2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"GUCCI MANE\r\nFUCKING SAMPLED\r\nTHE TETRIS THEME\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwvuFD5MaII","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550a0ca363687247daf70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0b61636872179d9e0e00#post_550a0b61636872179d9e0e00\r\nNo.\r\nHe never asked me.\r\nSo I will be bitter and upset about it\r\n\r\nThough this one time I think I pushed the issue too much and he was like 'well I call you my gf anyways' and I was like NO\r\nCuz that's not how I wanted things to go down\r\nAnd I think I hurt his feelings...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0bd36368723a67f52000#post_550a0bd36368723a67f52000\r\n._. Nu he's much more than a toy.\r\nYou get tired of toys.","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550a0d976368725fa90b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0ca363687247daf70200#post_550a0ca363687247daf70200\r\nI hope that's not true, because I love being Squiggy's toy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550a0e1963687239b0e00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0c726368726b80950c00#post_550a0c726368726b80950c00\r\nChanged the rule.\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0ca363687247daf70200#post_550a0ca363687247daf70200\r\nOnly bad owners get tired of their toys.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550a0e1d63687203d1df0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0d976368725fa90b0100#post_550a0d976368725fa90b0100\r\nToy\r\nI don't like calling him that\r\n\r\nWe're not overly kinky people and it makes me feel like I'm degrading him.\r\n\r\nThat's not true for some people, but for me...it just feels wrong","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550a0e6063687203d1001000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0e1d63687203d1df0f00#post_550a0e1d63687203d1df0f00\r\nFair enough","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550a0e6e63687249c6850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a0e1963687239b0e00300#post_550a0e1963687239b0e00300\r\nOf course I'm a bad owner \r\nSidewards the only thing _ever_ I've been serious about for this long.\r\n^-dare I say soulmate-^\r\n","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550a0f926368720e91710400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"if you dont fuck to the sounds of \"the seer\" by swans you are not kinky enough","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550a104d6368727a04d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and if you dont fuck to the sounds of kid a by radiohead you might as well give up on your sex life","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550a112d6368720e91d00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a104d6368727a04d00100#post_550a104d6368727a04d00100\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]and if you dont fuck to the sounds of kid a by radiohead you might as well give up on your sex life[/bq]\r\nSays the dude whose girlfriend is 2000 miles away.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550a121663687272a1671d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550a104d6368727a04d00100#post_550a104d6368727a04d00100\r\nHa! I don't fuck at all!\r\n\r\n[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"550a13b66368726e3b710a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"