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{"topics":[{"id":"53951ca86368725dfe300500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53951ae363687209678f0600#post_53951ae363687209678f0600\r\nOh, man. Then Squiggs would feel like a Million Dollars as they Dimensional Slice her.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53951d1e6368725ddc6a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53951ca86368725dfe300500#post_53951ca86368725dfe300500\r\n_*Oh god.*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53951fe163687211ec3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/6/2/643005__safe_solo_animated_screencap_smile_cute_bedroom+eyes_maud+pie_maud+pie+%28episode%29_spoiler-colon-s04e18.gif!\r\nHmmmm, I guess the Thread ran out of Viagra. But I still remain, [spoiler]Rock. Hard[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5395209d6368720f075c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53951fe163687211ec3e0000#post_53951fe163687211ec3e0000\r\n...\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Alw5JAgZPJE/T3umCXA3iGI/AAAAAAAAARY/Oh0etoKPPUI/s400/golgom.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539520db63687211187d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395209d6368720f075c0000#post_5395209d6368720f075c0000\r\nIt's always the Golgom!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5395219d6368720f729b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Pandora just started playing my misery song, \"Ball and Chain by Social Distortion.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWjehpGSO0\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by misery song is that this is the song I play when I'm feeling, depressed, run down, lonely, tired and I don't want anymore pain. Its this and Johnny Cash's cover of \"Hurt\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc because both accurately reflect how I feel when depressed, specifically just fucking tired and worn thin that I don't want to do anything.\r\n\r\nFor the record while I am indeed fucking tired and run down feeling today, that is entirely because I work in the hot sun all goddamn day and live in an area that is a fairly popular get away spot so everything was crowded as fuck with tourists.\r\n\r\nThis is not important though, what I'm asking is what is your misery song?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539521e96368721093f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395219d6368720f729b0000#post_5395219d6368720f729b0000\r\nI don't have any","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53952269636872112bd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If we ever meet aliens, I wonder what Religion is going to say about that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539522966368720e99b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395219d6368720f729b0000#post_5395219d6368720f729b0000\r\nI don't really have one, When I'm depressed I usually sleep all day and look dead. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539523926368720e7c1f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395219d6368720f729b0000#post_5395219d6368720f729b0000\r\n\"here's\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elr8I2F5OoE \"mine\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxnBHjMRLbA","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539524776368720f49440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53952269636872112bd60000#post_53952269636872112bd60000\r\n*Aliens land on earth*\r\n\r\n\"Hehehehehe! These humans will never know what hit them! we will enslave the human ra-\"\r\n\r\n*Knock Knock*\r\n\r\n\"What the fuck?\"\r\n\r\n*Opens hatch*\r\n\r\n\"Who the fuck is this?\"\r\n\r\n*Black lady in a dress*\r\n\r\n\"Would ya'll like to here about our lord and savior Jesus Christ!\"\r\n\r\nAlien: \"Lord and sav-*NO