time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/493.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539798516368723eaccc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397976f6368723eac8a0500#post_5397976f6368723eac8a0500\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397981363687270ceff0700#post_5397981363687270ceff0700\r\nIt's nice to see you two getting along.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539798c96368720a32060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539798516368723eaccc0500#post_539798516368723eaccc0500\r\nRight. Because this certainly isn't an elaborate murder plot. At all. So just get that idea out of your head.\r\n\r\nYou and your murders.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539799496368720a32340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539798c96368720a32060200#post_539798c96368720a32060200\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fz4t0swavzQ/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539799a16368720276400500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539799496368720a32340200#post_539799496368720a32340200\r\nNot me, because I'm not trying to murder _anyone._\r\n\r\n*kicks ticking suitcase out of sight*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539799e56368727be41b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539799a16368720276400500#post_539799a16368720276400500\r\nGasmask. Do remember the talk we had about heavy explosives?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53979a0363687240d2330600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welcome to McDerpi's SquiggyBomb, can I take your order?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53979a486368722bb3ac0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539799e56368727be41b0600#post_539799e56368727be41b0600\r\nNot gonna lie, I was probably drunk at the time.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53979a526368721021ae0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979a0363687240d2330600#post_53979a0363687240d2330600\r\nNo. I'm scolding Gasmask.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53979ab46368722d935d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979a526368721021ae0500#post_53979a526368721021ae0500\r\nHere is a free Double Derpi with fries and a Diet Coke anyway.\r\n*Gives meal to Squiggy*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53979bb56368720146090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979ab46368722d935d0700#post_53979ab46368722d935d0700\r\nNo thanks. I'm not hungry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53979bfe6368726626e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979bb56368720146090000#post_53979bb56368720146090000\r\n*Points gun at you*\r\nI'm not asking.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53979c1b6368724bf24a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979bfe6368726626e80000#post_53979bfe6368726626e80000\r\nI don't care.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53979c1d63687202765f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979bfe6368726626e80000#post_53979bfe6368726626e80000\r\nWhat a neat gun, can I see it?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53979c756368724bf2690400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53979c1d63687202765f0600#post_53979c1d63687202765f0600\r\n!http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aWZOm5Z_700b.jpg!\r\nIt shoots spidersharks. And if Squiggy doesn't eat his meal he will be shot with it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53979cb663687201e1670000","topic_id":"5