time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4992.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551700e263687262286a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5516fdc0636872652c7a0000#post_5516fdc0636872652c7a0000\r\nBefore we talk about something else I would like to point out a massive fallacy in the news:\r\n!http://www.aei.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gender1.jpg!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/ldah6rdp6ukvngoyqi1fcg.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n*VIOLENT* crime per thousand in the usa is at a record low.  Why does the news constantly talk about violent crime in the usa?  To make a theory I would have to say that violence sells and the same goes for the news; the more you talk about crime in the news the more viewers you get.\r\n\r\n\"The world is actually a more peaceful place\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ramBFRt1Uzk\r\nFor every 100000 people only 3/10ths of a person die in war now. Citation is \"The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined\"\r\nGenocide was 1400 times higher in 1942 than 2008\r\nThere's only 25 authoritarian governments left.\r\nOver a 100 democracies in the world.\r\nMurder per 100000 in the usa is at a record low.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"The world is getting more violent!\"... No; the human brain is hard wired to be pessimistic; it's a evolutionary survival trait.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n*TL:DR; AT THE CURRENT RATE BY 2100 THERE WON'T BE RAPES ANYMORE, THERE WON'T BE MURDER, THERE WON'T BE WAR.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551700ef6368726772dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700a36368725fad8f0100#post_551700a36368725fad8f0100\r\n[spoiler]Would you stick your dick in your dick?[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551700fc6368725fada80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700a36368725fad8f0100#post_551700a36368725fad8f0100\r\nDo you have a Spike Plush by the way? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5517012963687265073c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700fc6368725fada80100#post_551700fc6368725fada80100\r\nA few of them actually.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55170171636872673aa20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517012963687265073c0100#post_5517012963687265073c0100\r\nyou couldn't just replace the cotton?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517019d63687260adb40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517012963687265073c0100#post_5517012963687265073c0100\r\nI thought you would!\r\n\r\nI have only one Spike Plush. The Build a Bear one.\r\n\r\nI completed my Main Seven collection.\r\n\r\nHave all the Main characters of the show. \r\n\r\nPlus Celestia. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55170230636872649d370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517019d63687260adb40100#post_5517019d63687260adb40100\r\nwait, you went up to build a bear and bought pony plushies?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517023663687264047d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My horrible attempts to be relevant about anything\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/wzlhI8f.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55170245636872605c0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"How to pronounce\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55170312636872600fbe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55170230636872649d370100#post_55170230636872649d370100\r\nWell, My Mom was always with me but yeah basically.\r\n\r\nBecause Why not!\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5517034e63687266a6030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","bo