time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5161.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5520af936368723ebd900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520af2c6368723d9e840400#post_5520af2c6368723d9e840400\r\n>Dirty\r\nSo, every time you hear the phrase, \"If you know what I mean,\" you always think that?\r\n\r\nAlso, I've never really learned a lot about FTL.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5520af986368723ee2750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Double Post.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5520afe36368723f44880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520af936368723ebd900200#post_5520af936368723ebd900200\r\nI do generally associate those words with innuendo.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5520b21e6368723e793d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://25.media.tumblr.com/69eee34421870e35c654586308805ff2/tumblr_mf9d64tcQB1r9bzpho1_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5520b2c7636872497e500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/download/2015/4/5/865467__solo_meme_image+macro_semi-dash-grimdark_nightmare+fuel_creepy_spoiler-colon-s05e01_starlight+glimmer.jpg!\r\nGuys, be honest.\r\nShe got a point.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5520b4816368723e505c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520b2c7636872497e500000#post_5520b2c7636872497e500000\r\nNot really. That's like saying you can't be hit by a car if you never leave the house, or that you'll never catch an STD if you don't sex. Technically correct baring morbidly improbably scenarios, but it rather misses the point of the whole being alive thing.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5520b4f56368722b59010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520b2c7636872497e500000#post_5520b2c7636872497e500000\r\nUnless the dream turns into a nightmare.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5520b5d16368723ee23e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm in desperate need of pineapple juice ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5520b67e6368723ea9b80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am really feeling the summer already.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5520b7e16368723e64e40800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520b5d16368723ee23e0500#post_5520b5d16368723ee23e0500\r\nFuck pineapple juice.\r\nGet some guava juice.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5520b81e6368723e64270900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RIP Smith.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5520b82b6368723de6a70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520b67e6368723ea9b80600#post_5520b67e6368723ea9b80600\r\n\r\nDon't you ever say that again until it's at least over 70 here.\r\n\r\nWe had one good day, but not enough to make runner girls come out in short shorts.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5520b98f63687242ba850300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520b7e16368723e64e40800#post_5520b7e16368723e64e40800\r\nOr \r\nNo\r\n\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5520ba726368723d74f80e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520b81e6368723e64270900#post_5520b81e6368723e64270900\r\nWow. Halfway through already.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5520bac463687242f87b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520ba726368723d74f80e00#post_5520ba726368723d74f80e00\r\nHa.\r\nIt's 12:30 am here tho.\r\nSleep or watch?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5520bb1463687241a8190500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thre