time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5165.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55211e326368723a30040400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Still awake...","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55211f156368723a5f700300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55211e326368723a30040400#post_55211e326368723a30040400\r\nOr maybe this is a dream.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55211f536368723a26f80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55211f156368723a5f700300#post_55211f156368723a5f700300\r\nI wish","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5521351b6368723bab0f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just finished part 1 of my driver's test.\r\nLet me explain it to you guys in a text-based 4 panel comic.\r\n\r\n------------\r\n*at the driving range, somewhere in the evening*\r\n------------\r\nExaminer: \"Alright kid, I can tell you this. You forgot to stop at the stop sign, didn't use your turn signals, drove above a white line, didn't put down the hand break and has no idea about the instruments found in the car.\"\r\n------------\r\nExaminer: \"But hey, I'm a nice guy so I'll let you pass even though you've proven yourself to fail in the next test and in my opinion, should not drive because the next one will be way harder and full of heartless people who will strike you at the first mistake. But hey, you'll do fine.\"\r\n------------\r\nExaminer: *examiner leaves car and speaks from outside* \"Alright, you good? Because you seriously need to train more. Only because you're terrible.\"\r\nMe: *sweats profusely with wide eyes*\r\n------------\r\n\r\nIn short, I panicked during the test.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552145e46368721d037d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Watching Diebuster now.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552147ee6368723b3d832e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Would it be considered a sin to masturbate today?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552148936368721d58620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552147ee6368723b3d832e00#post_552147ee6368723b3d832e00\r\nIt's a sin everyday, today you are just blasting the smug bastard right in the freaking eye!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"552148cc6368721d24720700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552148936368721d58620400#post_552148936368721d58620400\r\nJust makin' sure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55214a386368723140480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552147ee6368723b3d832e00#post_552147ee6368723b3d832e00\r\n\"God, I'm masturbating.\"\r\n\"W-what?! How dare you!\"\r\n\"But God, masturbating gives me pleasure and may also not lead to me becoming a pervert or rapist.\"\r\n\"Oh... OK then, carry on.\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55214b4f6368721d584b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552147ee6368723b3d832e00#post_552147ee6368723b3d832e00\r\nSomeone's already masturbrating.\r\nLet'er rip.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55214b906368723b99832500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55214a386368723140480200#post_55214a386368723140480200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552147ee6368723b3d832e00#post_552147ee6368723b3d832e00\r\n\"may also not lead to me becoming a pervert\"[/bq]\r\nYeeeeaaahh...\r\nI think it's a bit too late for that...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552156d46368727d5fc30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55214b906368723b99832500#post_55214b906368723b99832500\r\nI think he means pervert in the sense of someone who gropes strangers and whatnot. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}