time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5350.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552c1e536368727149f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1c876368725e72d90000#post_552c1c876368725e72d90000\r\n\r\nIf I had, yeah. Can't image it wouldn't feel like waxing...other things.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"552c1e806368725e5cd92000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1e0b6368722eb0270f00#post_552c1e0b6368722eb0270f00\r\n_Wimp._\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1e106368725d84890200#post_552c1e106368725d84890200\r\nWell, there's a little catch...\r\nWe ripping it off with this\r\n!https://hpisavagex46.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/electric-buggy.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552c1ed863687224e5710600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i need that migos pepe if its the last thing i do","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"552c1ee06368722fcd230500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1e806368725e5cd92000#post_552c1e806368725e5cd92000\r\nI love my body hair. I wouldn't take such good care of it if I didn't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c1ef363687224e5910600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1ed863687224e5710600#post_552c1ed863687224e5710600\r\n\r\nFor thirty two cents, I think you can afford it.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"552c1f1d6368725d84d20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1ee06368722fcd230500#post_552c1ee06368722fcd230500\r\nI can respect that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552c1f906368722fcd310600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've actually been told that my chest hair is very tickley...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c1fd9636872222d2b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1f906368722fcd310600#post_552c1f906368722fcd310600\r\n\r\n...who has been feeling your chest hair?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"552c1fe5636872222d4b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1ef363687224e5910600#post_552c1ef363687224e5910600\r\n\r\nim not paying a r9k autistic money for pepes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"552c1ff56368725d84ec0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1f906368722fcd310600#post_552c1f906368722fcd310600\r\nYou sure that there isn't any hair on your body you wouldn't mind ripping off?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552c20556368725d84640500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1fd9636872222d2b0900#post_552c1fd9636872222d2b0900\r\nEveryone I've slept with passed the tenth grade. I'm a hairy bastard.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1ff56368725d84ec0400#post_552c1ff56368725d84ec0400\r\nVERY sure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c20656368722eb0821300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c1e806368725e5cd92000#post_552c1e806368725e5cd92000\r\nI don't even know how you would do that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c206c63687224e5f60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c20556368725d84640500#post_552c20556368725d84640500\r\nFair enough.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c20656368722eb0821300#post_552c20656368722eb0821300\r\nWe use a string, attact it to whatever those waxing thing are, and to the rc. Drive the RC away, and you know the rest.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552c20b663687224e5620900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","b