time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5421.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5531146e6368720187470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55310eff6368724cd7140400#post_55310eff6368724cd7140400\r\nWhat Squiggy said.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5531175e63687201940e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120620231705/terraria/images/3/3a/Destroyer.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5531189863687250d8670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sleeping is the best drug.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553118ee63687250d8a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too_Offensive was chillin' out in his caddy smokin' on some dank weed with his homie, Carca$$ $trife. \"drop it like it's hot\" was blastin' from the from the speakers. The woofers was spittin out that dope ass bass line and shit.\r\n\r\n\"Sheeit, this some dank ass weed\", Too_Offensive said puffin' on the fattie.\r\n\r\n\"Yo, lemme get another puff of that, niggah\", Carca$$ said.\r\n\r\n\"Fuck naw man, you smoked 3/4 of the bag, so fuck you dawg\".\r\n\r\nToo_Offensive kicked up his feet on the dashboard. He was wearing some sick ass J'S. He reached into his and pulled out a fat stack of benjamins. \r\n\r\nCRASH! The windshield was shattered\r\n\r\nWHAT I HAVE so far aFTER 5 minutes of writing lol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5531194663687201944c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You've all gone insane.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311a0d6368724a46370300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531194663687201944c0500#post_5531194663687201944c0500\r\nYep things haven't changed.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55311a8c6368720194de0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I think I might have turned a fifteen year old into a huge nerd.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311aca636872424e071000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311a8c6368720194de0600#post_55311a8c6368720194de0600\r\n\r\nGood job, next thing you know, he will be fursuiting","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55311b646368724a46690400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311aca636872424e071000#post_55311aca636872424e071000\r\nIf anything he'll be a weeb, not a furry. I showed him the majesty that is Project Diva. And then I told him to watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311c21636872424ef81100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311b646368724a46690400#post_55311b646368724a46690400\r\n\r\nAaah.\r\n\r\nPhew","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55311c956368723bd7110700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311b646368724a46690400#post_55311b646368724a46690400\r\nYou are doing a missionary's work.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55311d416368724cd7a01900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311c956368723bd7110700#post_55311c956368723bd7110700\r\nPlease. When it was still new-ish I regularly watched Soul Eater with some of the kids I used to baby-sit. \r\nAnd they were like ten.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311d6a6368724cd7ef1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311a8c6368720194de0600#post_55311a8c6368720194de0600\r\nWhich 15 year old are we talking about?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55311dbb6368724cd7751a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311d416368724cd7a01900#post_55311d416368724cd7a01900\r\nSpread the word!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55311dcd6368724cd7991a00","topic_id":"5161dd