time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5672.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553d0571636872189cd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d042e636872502e850d00#post_553d042e636872502e850d00\r\n[nicolas cage voice] \"there's a map on the back of the elements of harmony\"\r\n\r\n\"Those don't exist any more\"\r\n\r\n[nicolas cage .gif]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d059f63687261ff471700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d0571636872189cd70000#post_553d0571636872189cd70000\r\n\r\nLol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553d0d866368725a7fb01300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well step-dad came by and checked out my tire. Turns out it wasn't wear. It was a nail that got stuck in my tire. Although he told me I still need new tires. The treads on my back tires are so thin as to be almost nonexistent.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d135e6368723d0b780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, yeah. Crow's deck is SUPER broken and I want it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d14ed63687221868f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to eat this fucking Cookie Dough Ice cream and get fat. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d151c6368724813e40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d14ed63687221868f0800#post_553d14ed63687221868f0800\r\nFuck yeah!\r\nCookie Dough Ice Cream!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d156c6368723c2d3d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d151c6368724813e40600#post_553d151c6368724813e40600\r\nIt eases the paaaain. \r\n\r\nAnd taste quiet good! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d158863687221867d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d0d866368725a7fb01300#post_553d0d866368725a7fb01300\r\nOur car once got s nail in the tire too. That shit can cause a blowout can't it?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d14ed63687221868f0800#post_553d14ed63687221868f0800\r\nNu\r\nYou need to unfat\r\nI can't be the only one unfatting","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d158f6368722186880900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got a massive fucking headache and i can't concentrate on anything\r\n\r\n-I hate my meds-","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"553d16776368720e4bf70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d158863687221867d0900#post_553d158863687221867d0900\r\nBut the pain tho \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d158f6368722186880900#post_553d158f6368722186880900\r\nMaybe you should get a bag of ice?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d16de6368723d0b530a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d158863687221867d0900#post_553d158863687221867d0900\r\nMy weight tends to be very stable. Because I tend to eat healthier foods","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d17686368724cea2b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfe436368720280431600#post_553cfe436368720280431600\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I swear to god the I know for a fact the Alternate universe version of me is a giant piece of shit. \r\n\r\nI just know it. [/bq]\r\n\r\n@>yfw your AU version have a job, a better life and a girlfriend and is thinking that his AU version is a giant piece of shit@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553d17846368724cea490900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I never talk about my weight.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553d18d16368722186350e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d16776368720e4bf70000#post_553d1677636872