time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5675.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553d5abe63687214df770900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5a866368722533380e00#post_553d5a866368722533380e00\r\nI'll have what you're having.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"553d5afd6368725378a10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5abe63687214df770900#post_553d5abe63687214df770900\r\nYu-Gi-Oh? Over fifteen years of  child care experience?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d5b576368725378170300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know how ISIS is a common topic in the news and their atrocities are obviously depressing to talk about?\r\nI'd like to discuss something on the opposite side of the spectrum...\r\nI want you all to look at this image here.\r\n!http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/81714000/png/_81714495_archangel7.png!\r\nThis man is known as \"The Archangel of Death\" and he's currently fighting ISIS. And only a man like him who has been fighting in this kind of warfare for years should be granted a name as _fucking *metal*_ as that.\r\n\r\nHe wields;\r\nAn axe\r\nA sub-machine gun\r\nand a fucking *sword*.\r\n\r\nNo doubt he keeps these weapons stored in that beard of his. And that's not a joke, he really weilds these weapons on the battlefield.\r\n!http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/81716000/png/_81716392_archangel1.png!\r\n!http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/304/media/images/81700000/png/_81700663_archangel2.png!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"553d5b9b63687222cfcb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5b576368725378170300#post_553d5b576368725378170300\r\nWhat kind of sword?\r\n>inb4 katana","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"553d5bb663687222cff20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5b576368725378170300#post_553d5b576368725378170300\r\n*[swoons]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d5d3b6368721ae27c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Lester tosses glove to make the out at first\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyFRO7xMD8I#t=18","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"553d5d8563687249511d1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5d3b6368721ae27c0300#post_553d5d3b6368721ae27c0300\r\nARE YOU FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"553d5dad6368721f3fce0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5b576368725378170300#post_553d5b576368725378170300\r\nAmazing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553d5db46368725378b40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6310412032/hC51CD0A2/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"553d5dc96368725378d20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5b9b63687222cfcb0000#post_553d5b9b63687222cfcb0000\r\nWell, it looks like a katana in his hand","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"553d5df763687222cfef0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7400613376/h4DE2BEA0/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"553d5edb6368724951531300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d5df763687222cfef0300#post_553d5df763687222cfef0300\r\nDUDE YOU ARE BEING FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW WHAT WHY.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"553d5ef06368724951761300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The fate of the world rests in you four Signers. Now go and play a children's card game!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d5f226368724951c81300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, I got to thinking, why do some people think \"Cunt\" is such an offensive word?","author":"515ddf9