time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/575.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3d1586368724e0d2a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d81edda5bf718027d4687d0363b35d7/tumblr_n6kfzkzbhT1qzzxz8o1_250.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/19e5c04fa1ba9ce1d8adfbf8567a04ed/tumblr_n6kfzkzbhT1qzzxz8o2_250.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/83bda2537868a4b48af1387e888214d1/tumblr_inline_n74ypa0wkO1r5sgg7.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3d1aa6368724e0d6d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3cfed6368724eccf00300#post_53a3cfed6368724eccf00300\r\nIf the Swiss ever started making chainsaw swissarmy knives, I'd run for the hills","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3d1f96368724e0db40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The Ramen Rater\":http://www.theramenrater.com/\r\nAs someone who is passionate about instant noodles. None tops this guy.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3d2166368724dfe2f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d1aa6368724e0d6d0500#post_53a3d1aa6368724e0d6d0500\r\nI'd buy one without a moment of hesitation","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3d2ad63687250c0be0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also \"I think I have found the greatest video on the internet ever\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0&feature=kp","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3d2c26368724e5d130600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d2166368724dfe2f0600#post_53a3d2166368724dfe2f0600\r\nOh yes, I would too, but then I'd run for the hills.\r\n\r\nAlthough should the zombie apocalypse strike, I will lose all faith in humanity and toss myself to the zombie horde if the Swiss or someone _doesn't_ make something like that.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3d374636872502cfc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well Obama just shanked the anti-glbt movement in the ass hard; he's making a new rule under the Family and Medical Leave Act that will grant same-sex couples the same medical benefits and so forth.  If you're wondering what this means essentially the anti-glbt movement just got wrecked hard.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3d3d86368724e5d300700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d374636872502cfc0600#post_53a3d374636872502cfc0600\r\nHaha!\r\nI still can't get married where I live though...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3d3de636872501c220700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d374636872502cfc0600#post_53a3d374636872502cfc0600\r\n\r\n\r\nTHANKS OBAMA\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3d3e5636872501c310700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d374636872502cfc0600#post_53a3d374636872502cfc0600\r\n\\o/\r\nI'm not part of GLBTs being a straight dude, but still! w00t!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3d42a63687225dd0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Skirtless Ada\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36hVeSYt6c\r\nWatch for 1:47.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3d4f663687227de3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"dis be the heterosexual flag\r\n\r\n!http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/298/2/b/heterosexual_flag_by_33k7-d4dzbq6.png!\r\n\r\nwe get a flag more boring than the asexual one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3d56c63687225ed560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d4f663687227de3f0000#post_53a3d4f663687227de3f0000\r\nAll the colours of a skunk.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3d57663687227627c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3d4f663687227de3f0000#post_53a3d4f6