time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6004.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554e2644636872440bbf3600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have you ever thought about how cinnimon is tree bark\r\n\r\nThe best spice ever was probably discovered by some idiot who liked to chew on trees","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e2691636872448c6b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e2644636872440bbf3600#post_554e2644636872440bbf3600\r\nDried tree bark.\r\nAnd where do you think cork comes from?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554e276a636872448c3f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e2644636872440bbf3600#post_554e2644636872440bbf3600\r\nNever mind cinnamon, just imagine what was going through the head of the guy who invented beer brewing","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"554e278f6368724edc191800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e2691636872448c6b0700#post_554e2691636872448c6b0700\r\nYeah but cork isn't an ingredient in delicious cinnamon rolls","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e27c0636872368b632100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e276a636872448c3f0800#post_554e276a636872448c3f0800\r\nOr cheese\r\n\r\nCheese is the most disgusting food I eat tons of","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e280a636872368bae2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have some pizza\r\n\r\n!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/cz/medium/jwu0pwtm.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"554e28ea636872788a3c2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e280a636872368bae2100#post_554e280a636872368bae2100\r\nI would gladly accept this disk portion made from grains, spices, Tomatoes, a thing that came out of a chicken's butt, ground animal parts and cow boob juice curdled in stomach enzymes if not for the dog slobber\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e2905636872788a632e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e1f4c636872788ab52200#post_554e1f4c636872788ab52200\r\nIt was 3D printed ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"554e2a606368721e14fe3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554da4cb63687242c0955000#post_554da4cb63687242c0955000\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/314/e/7/totally_spies_spies_by_sugarliz-d6tsolr.jpg![/bq]\r\nThis is the greatest thing.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554e2ac96368721e14753500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dcaa563687226bd310f00#post_554dcaa563687226bd310f00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\r\n\"Oh nooooooooooo\"\r\n\"One of the physicians whom Tissot quotes claims, for example, that masturbation causes “young persons [to] assume the air and the diseases of the aged; they become pale, stupid, effeminate, idle, weak, and even void of understanding\"\r\n\r\nso wait\r\nMasturbation makes weak docile femboys? Hmmmm...[/bq]\r\nLol......\r\n\r\nDidn't masquerade (ladyfriend of Sideward) showed us a link that explained masturbating a lot makes your penis small in comparation of men that doesn't masturbate?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554e2c2e6368721e14453700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e2ac96368721e14753500#post_554e2ac96368721e14753500\r\nI thought masturbation makes your penis larger as it gets to exercise.\r\nAlso, something to do with skin, elasticity and growing thicker.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554e2c5b636872448c920d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dddae636872704bc84a00#post_554dddae636872704bc84a00\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]oh yeah guys, me and