time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6133.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55562a8863687232735e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HorsesandMuchMOAR\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555629f663687245ead10200#post_555629f663687245ead10200\r\n\r\nI'll pay you a six figure check if you never speak like that ever again","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55562add6368725f34193000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562a8863687232735e0400#post_55562a8863687232735e0400\r\nYarrgh he be tryin to suppress yer culture!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55562af56368725f34483000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556298663687245ea680200#post_5556298663687245ea680200\r\nDibs on Captain!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55562b4763687226e1af4c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562add6368725f34193000#post_55562add6368725f34193000\r\n\r\nSJW Kool-Aid drinker detected on board!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562af56368725f34483000#post_55562af56368725f34483000\r\n\r\nPick your crew then hairy bear man","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55562b776368724dd3ad3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562af56368725f34483000#post_55562af56368725f34483000\r\nNay! we be runnin a proper democrocy here just like the pirates of old yarrgh","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55562ba463687226e1744d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562b4763687226e1af4c00#post_55562b4763687226e1af4c00\r\n\r\nAlright, to be clear, if we are a pirate crew, then where are we going to plunder next? We all need money, treasure, and rum!","author":"53a44fea6368722301fd0500"},{"id":"55562c416368723c229e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HorsesandMuchMOAR\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562ba463687226e1744d00#post_55562ba463687226e1744d00\r\n\r\nIt depends on the ship, guns, number of crewmembers and if the target is from Spain, Portugal or England","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55562d986368724dd3574000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*yawn*","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55562dbe6368722f1d072e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562c416368723c229e1400#post_55562c416368723c229e1400\r\n\r\nWe Derpibooreans number around a few million crewmembers and thousands of captains. Lead the way, Pirate King.","author":"53a44fea6368722301fd0500"},{"id":"55562ddc6368722f1d332e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562af56368725f34483000#post_55562af56368725f34483000\r\n\"Sailing the occeans?  Where we're going we don't need oceans\"\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1Rhhf4_qG2o/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LCLqMuTBFBo/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55562df063687245eaf70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562d986368724dd3574000#post_55562d986368724dd3574000\r\n\"<(^-^<)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQx1kbUbgaQ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55562e2b63687245ea370600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562ddc6368722f1d332e00#post_55562ddc6368722f1d332e00\r\n\r\nI love that game. Love it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55562ea46368725f34f83500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562e2b63687245ea370600#post_55562e2b63687245ea370600\r\n\"When this thing hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious ship\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55562edc63687247b94a0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55562ddc6368