time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6140.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5556911b6368723b38790a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556909f63687220f5ca0100#post_5556909f63687220f5ca0100\r\nMaybe, Maybe not.\r\n\r\nWhen you're GOD! You tend to forget these little things. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5556913c6368721bcff40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55569051636872218fb01b00#post_55569051636872218fb01b00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]It is I, *ALBERT WESKER*\r\n\r\nI have taken your friend hostage. [/bq]\r\nWhat are you talking abou-\r\n*sees right hand missing*\r\nYou monster!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55569149636872218f501d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555690e56368723b38210a00#post_555690e56368723b38210a00\r\nYou shall serve me well in Global saturation. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5556914c63687253eaa40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555690fe636872218fde1c00#post_555690fe636872218fde1c00\r\nStop that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5556916c63687220f58a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556913c6368721bcff40200#post_5556913c6368721bcff40200\r\nThat hand of yours will serve greatly in my experiments. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55569177636872218f991d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love the Bloodborne LP. Even when Woolie and Pat fuck up and start taking jabs at each other you can tell that they're still bros. It's said the measure of a friend is how much you can insult them without them being offended.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555691a66368723b38490b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556914c63687253eaa40400#post_5556914c63687253eaa40400\r\nI sorry.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555691b163687253ea300500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556916c63687220f58a0200#post_5556916c63687220f58a0200\r\nI can you, HE-WESKER!\r\n\r\n!https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ziGgN4JFnQx4SolecZ683_CSmtA=/1x0:1270x714/1280x720/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/44260714/resident_evil_revelations_2.0.0.png!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555691b1636872484ddd0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55569149636872218f501d00#post_55569149636872218f501d00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555690e56368723b38210a00#post_555690e56368723b38210a00\r\nYou shall serve me well in *Global saturation* [/bq]\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556916c63687220f58a0200#post_5556916c63687220f58a0200\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556913c6368721bcff40200#post_5556913c6368721bcff40200\r\nThat hand of yours will serve greatly in my experiments. [/bq]\r\nYou could have just asked for a handjob instead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555691ca636872484d010a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55569177636872218f991d00#post_55569177636872218f991d00\r\nYour friend says he agrees.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555691f56368721bcfc60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555691b163687253ea300500#post_555691b163687253ea300500\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5556921463687220f5260300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555691b1636872484ddd0900#post_555691b1636872484ddd0900\r\nSilence! Only the hands of a GOD shall touch these genitals. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-was