time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6457.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5565b01863687254db3d2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":".....","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5565b1fb63687265fd711000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565af7d63687265fd580c00#post_5565af7d63687265fd580c00\r\nEhh...\r\nNo.\r\n\r\nI am not going to expand this idea. Like I said, I regret thinking of it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5565b83d6368727089b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565b1fb63687265fd711000#post_5565b1fb63687265fd711000\r\nExpand it.\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/9549e2ddb75282d82de8fd261997604d/tumblr_inline_n9gq692Skv1rog1c3.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5565c48063687254dba25000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565837963687213fe2d4100#post_5565837963687213fe2d4100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657fae6368727b261e0a00#post_55657fae6368727b261e0a00\r\n*Ultimate being boxing*\r\n\r\n\"Welcome to the ultimate being boxing match asstravaganza!* \r\n\r\n\"In this corner we have the one! The only! The man of all that breaths and sweats in this universe! GOD!\"\r\n\r\n*God waves*\r\n\r\n\"and in the other corner we have, the hideous (But yet still popular) the hentai original character himself! CHTHULHU!\"\r\n\r\nChtulhu: \"Hentai orginal Monster?...\"\r\n\r\n*Hold on to your pants ladies and gentlemen because the match of a century is about to begin!* \r\n\r\n*Ding Ding Ding* \r\n\r\n\"Aaaand Chuhulo\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"Uhhhh its pronounced Ka-Thu-Lu\"\r\n\r\n\"Whatever. And Cthulhu brings out a left jab at God!\"\r\n\r\nGod: \"Your going to need to be better than that to beat me, I MADE you\" \r\n\r\n\"Ooooh, and Gods going in hard with not only grace but also a bad mouth! Can Cthulhu keep up with the Creator?\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu's Coach (Also his wife): \"Come on you sack of dicks get your head in the game!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"I am in the game! I'm playing the game!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu's Coach: \"DONT YOU BACK SASS ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY FISH! BEAT UP GOD!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"BUT HE'S FUCKING GOD!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu's Coach: \"WELL I'D RATHER BE FUCKING GOD THAN YOU RIGHT NOW YOU FA***\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"BIT-\"\r\n\r\nGod: *\"FORBIDDEN FRUIT UPPER\"*\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"Forbidden wh-\" *UQQQHHHHHHHH!!!!*\r\n\r\n*Ding Ding Ding*\r\n\r\nGod: \"Game and Set\" \r\n\r\n*God waves his long beard and hair beautifully* \r\n\r\n\"And the winner! Of tonight's tournament! Is GOD!\"\r\n\r\n*[Crickets]*\r\n\r\n*All of a sudden someone calls out god*\r\n\r\n???? \"Long time no see, God\"\r\n\r\n\"Oh my God folks!\"\r\n\r\nGod: \"Standing right here\" \r\n\r\n\"It's last years Champion! SATAN AND HIS COACH _*DEATH*_\" \r\n\r\nSatan: \"God... We challenge you to a Death Match\"\r\n\r\n*Crowd goes wild* \r\n\r\n*[to be continued]*\r\n\r\nYes I am tired. [/bq]\r\nThis is so epic.\r\nBut my only complain is why Death is supporting Satan. \r\nDeath is supposed to be neutral, right?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5565c6ab63687245c42f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/790/414/762.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5565cf116368726a71242f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, is the upcoming episode of mlp the one about the bg pones or is that just rumor and hearsay?","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"5565d37463687251c5e81a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565cf116368726a71242f00#post_5565cf116368726a71242f00\r\nBoulderdash and poppycock, I say!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5565d4796368726a71723a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would be freaking the fucking hell out\r\n\r\nGeorgia Weather History for May 27th\r\n\r\nIn 1997, large hail fell across much of Coweta County. The largest, which was base