time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6510.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55694d456368721a77550e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694cd06368721a77460d00#post_55694cd06368721a77460d00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694c6f6368725b28560100#post_55694c6f6368725b28560100\r\nService? [/bq]\r\n!https://static.ylilauta.org/files/d7/orig/c49yxfwi/SPOL-Dolan_M05.png! ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55694d4d6368720a83e00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694cdf636872153c0d0e00#post_55694cdf636872153c0d0e00\r\nYou fucking Genius!\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694d516368721a777b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694cd06368721a77460d00#post_55694cd06368721a77460d00\r\nMilitary service. Like I am now 1st lieutenant in the Reserve Army.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55694d9a6368721b92820e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"quite\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/7UGVfqP.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55694da0636872183d434200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dudes, What you're a gynecologist and you have a slogan that reads \"At your cervix\".","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55694dcd6368721a77a80f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694d516368721a777b0e00#post_55694d516368721a777b0e00\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694d456368721a77550e00#post_55694d456368721a77550e00\r\nOh military service eh?\r\n\r\nNaaah I'm not cut out for any of that kind of stuff.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694de2636872183de04200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694c6f6368725b28560100#post_55694c6f6368725b28560100\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]Question: Have any of you ever entered service?[/bq]\r\nI have a history of asthma\r\n\r\nSo I feel like even if I wanted to, I'd have a shit chance","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55694de56368721a77d40f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694da0636872183d434200#post_55694da0636872183d434200\r\nThat is terrible.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55694df36368721a77011000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694d9a6368721b92820e00#post_55694d9a6368721b92820e00\r\nI wonder how the mods are going to fix that? \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694dfc6368721a77131000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694da0636872183d434200#post_55694da0636872183d434200\r\npls go","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55694e0e636872153cd91000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694de56368721a77d40f00#post_55694de56368721a77d40f00\r\nI'm kind of a wild card when it comes to jokes.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55694e1b636872153cfc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694df36368721a77011000#post_55694df36368721a77011000\r\nPagination has been broken for months, so I assume they won't bother","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55694e1d636872183d5a4300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694c6f6368725b28560100#post_55694c6f6368725b28560100\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]Question: Have any of you ever entered service?[/bq]\r\nNope.\r\nI wasn't chosen to join any military service, unlike some of my friends.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55694e79636872153c011200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694e1d636872183d5a4300#pos