time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6605.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556e8b716368721a7f080600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should go to bed\r\nLove you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556e8bad63687252134b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8b716368721a7f080600#post_556e8b716368721a7f080600\r\nNight marc.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556e8c4b63687252136c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In actually important news congress is trying to bring back nsa spying, *BUT* the kick is that they're having such a hard time with the bill that it's effectively lobotomizing the bill.\r\n\r\nIf warrant-less spying on citizens does come back then chances are it's going to be ungodly gutted and ripped apart.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556e8d646368725ea4300600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[tries to do Gilbert gotfried voice]\r\n[stan lee voice comes out]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556e8d7c63687268c3ca0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8d646368725ea4300600#post_556e8d646368725ea4300600\r\nWhat","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556e8d9963687268c3fb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8c4b63687252136c0a00#post_556e8c4b63687252136c0a00\r\n\r\nOnly way they could pull it off is if they somehow get smart as pass it not as a main bill but part of another. Have it \"innocently\" filter along other.\r\n\r\nWill they be caught, 9 out if ten says yes but it would be a better effort instead of shoving it down through everyone's throat yelling \"YOUMUSTPASSMURRIKAISINDANGER\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556e8dff63687268c3980600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8d7c63687268c3ca0500#post_556e8d7c63687268c3ca0500\r\nExcelsior!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556e8e456368726175ab2d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8dff63687268c3980600#post_556e8dff63687268c3980600\r\n\r\nWelcome true believers!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556e8eac63687260f8123200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8dff63687268c3980600#post_556e8dff63687268c3980600\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8e456368726175ab2d00#post_556e8e456368726175ab2d00\r\nStan Lee is actually a recurring character in Ultimate Spider-Man. He's the custodian at Peter's school [spoiler]and an undercover S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556e8ed36368725213d50f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8eac63687260f8123200#post_556e8eac63687260f8123200\r\nOf course he fucking is\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt's gonna be a sad day when he dies","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556e8f406368725213b41000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8ed36368725213d50f00#post_556e8ed36368725213d50f00\r\nHe has a straight up laser knife hidden in his fucking mop!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556e8f996368726175a83000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8ed36368725213d50f00#post_556e8ed36368725213d50f00\r\n\r\nHe's pushing 90, pretty that's going to be soon so get the tears ready.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8eac63687260f8123200#post_556e8eac63687260f8123200\r\n\r\nStill have my headcanon that he is Uatu the Watcher.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556e8fd46368721a22d22800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e8c4b63687252136c0a00#post_556e8c4b63687252136c0a00\r\nThey just never seem to give up or learn do they? \r\nGood thing is