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{"topics":[{"id":"55808d72636872607d0000a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@too\r\n\r\nI think the kabolds are smexier but the gnolls are still hawt","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55808dd7636872320000259b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55808cd063687222c90015a6#post_55808cd063687222c90015a6\r\nprobably, considering the temperature averages at around 40 during the summer\r\n\r\ni dont pay enough attention to the news to really know","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5580905c63687222c9001c47","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently that shit with the NAACP's leader wearing black face to claim to be African American isn't over yet; a bunch of white people on twitter are wearing black face tweeting that they're \"trans-racial\" and calling themselves \"trans-nigger\".\r\n\r\nAs if the internet couldn't be any dumber.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5580906163687222c9001c53","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Marc is using his WiiU right now.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"558090fa6368723200002b65","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5580905c63687222c9001c47#post_5580905c63687222c9001c47\r\nI can never tell if transracials are trolling super hard or not ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55809149636872276500032e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5580905c63687222c9001c47#post_5580905c63687222c9001c47\r\nGod.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5580918f636872048b001845","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5580905c63687222c9001c47#post_5580905c63687222c9001c47\r\nSaw that on the paper today . Haven't facepalmed so hard in awhile.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558091c763687227800014d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558090fa6368723200002b65#post_558090fa6368723200002b65\r\nThey're NOT trolling.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5580926963687222c9001f9e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558091c763687227800014d2#post_558091c763687227800014d2\r\nBUT IT'S SO DUMB THO ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558092a16368723200002e8f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"<3 kobolds","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"558092d4636872276500057d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5580926963687222c9001f9e#post_5580926963687222c9001f9e\r\nWhen have sjw ever done anything intelligent?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558092e463687222c9002084","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558091c763687227800014d2#post_558091c763687227800014d2\r\nEinstein was right when he said that the stupidity of mankind is more infinite than the universe itself.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5580933c636872276500062b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone must have told them \"You can't be this stupid\" and they took it as personal challenge.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558093b263687222c9002248","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">be hungry\r\n>get a cup of ramen\r\n>go to kitchen\r\n>get a glass to boil water in\r\n>enter dad's gf\r\n>\"hype what the fuck are you doing use tempered glass how many times do i have to tell you not to use my glasses\"\r\n\"ok\"\r\n>tempered glass has coagulated jello\r\n>i realize that i'd have to wait for the water to heat up to get the gunk out\r\n>wait some more for the water to boil in the microwave\r\n>wait for the ramen to cook\r\nfuck this, i'll eat it dry\r\n>do just that\r\n>come back in the kitchen a while later for some water to drink\r\n>\"hype you know that you're going to have to heat the water to get the jello out, right?\