time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6928.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558322506368721f4a000468","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583214c636872374200294e#post_5583214c636872374200294e\r\nDoes getting stitches count as surgery?\r\n\r\nCuz I had to get a couple of those. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558322596368721f4a000479","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558321b7636872286a0023a9#post_558321b7636872286a0023a9\r\ndo et!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5583234f63687236f6000035","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583214c636872374200294e#post_5583214c636872374200294e\r\nWere you awake for yours? \r\nI was \r\nHearing (but not feeling) teeth getting pulled out of your head is bizarre. \r\nAlso I fell asleep halfway through the first one and woke up in a panic.  ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5583238a636872361f000070","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583234f63687236f6000035#post_5583234f63687236f6000035\r\nI was really REALLY high at the time.\r\nSo I remember absolutely nothing about it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558323e06368721f4a000747","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583234f63687236f6000035#post_5583234f63687236f6000035\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583238a636872361f000070#post_5583238a636872361f000070\r\nI am not looking forward to the Day I have to get mine taken out. \r\n\r\nIf I do that is. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55832401636872361f000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583238a636872361f000070#post_5583238a636872361f000070\r\nI was totally conscious aside from nodding off once. It was weeeeird. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5583246f63687236f600018d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558323e06368721f4a000747#post_558323e06368721f4a000747\r\nIt's more the recovery that's the problem. A week or two of gauze in the back of your mouth and not being able to chew for shit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558324bb63687236f60001fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583246f63687236f600018d#post_5583246f63687236f600018d\r\nBut you get some pretty rad pain pills.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558324eb63687236f600023e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i never got mine taken out, too expensive for such a little thing","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5583253c636872147b0004bb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558324bb63687236f60001fd#post_558324bb63687236f60001fd\r\nI don't think I did. I think I just got by on Advil ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5583254c6368721f4a000981","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"that's it\r\n\r\nwatching Steven Universe","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55832563636872147b0004fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583246f63687236f600018d#post_5583246f63687236f600018d\r\nOh god! I need to chew! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5583265f63687215d1000055","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558324eb63687236f600023e#post_558324eb63687236f600023e\r\nThey can really fuck your mouth up if you don't have space for them. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55832563636872147b0004fd#post_55832563636872147b0004fd\r\nNO U DONT\r\nBABY FOOD AND APPLESAUCE\r\nFOREVER","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558326fa63687232e400055a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-threa