time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7008.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5588646263687210f9000010","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558862fc6368724eb100189f#post_558862fc6368724eb100189f\r\nIt's like a curse dude.\r\nYou can't taste the good flavors of chocolate!\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5588651863687211160000a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Cocks gun*\r\n\r\nWho's hating on chocolate?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558865426368721039000181","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588651863687211160000a3#post_5588651863687211160000a3\r\nToo_Offensive is\r\n\r\nBurn him","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5588659c6368721082000193","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And here's your daily dose of stupidity:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/981/092/0fe.jpg!\r\n\r\nYes this is a real article. . and yes it does actually say that women only exist to satisfy men's sexual needs.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5588659e63687210f900010d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This one girl I used to baby-sit hated chocolate in any form it took.\r\n\r\n\r\nNo I didn't burn her for witchcraft.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558865c96368721116000116","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588651863687211160000a3#post_5588651863687211160000a3\r\nBUT AH CANT HELP IT\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588646263687210f9000010#post_5588646263687210f9000010\r\nI can it's just that the bitter overlaps it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558865d963687210d7000189","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\n*SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT MIKU YOU BLATANTLY CLICKBAIT PANDERING FUCKS!!!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55886615636872106b00024d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nAw yiss female robots\r\n\r\nNow we can exterminate all women and the patriarchy will be complete","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55886641636872106b000292","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nCan we stop with the bad news already.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5588664263687210d7000204","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is today apparently \"Piss off Squiggy\" day?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558866456368723f63000053","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558865c96368721116000116#post_558865c96368721116000116\r\n\r\n\r\n!https://media4.giphy.com/media/2mjvhtIi5e0AE/200.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5588665d6368723f6300006b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588664263687210d7000204#post_5588664263687210d7000204\r\nIts also starting to turn into \"Make Pegasus even more sick\" day. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55886695636872106b000310","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588664263687210d7000204#post_5588664263687210d7000204\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588665d6368723f6300006b#post_5588665d6368723f6300006b\r\n\r\nBecause you voted for Obama to run a second period","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5588669b6368723f6e00007f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588665d6368723f6300006b#post_5588665d6368723f6300006b\r\nYou go lay down bro. Your health is more important than my rage.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5588669d6368723f6